The funniest part was Park pretending to deliver the football as a baby and saying gently to Chubowski "you're body is doing exactly what it's designed to do" then looking between his legs and screaming "Here it comes!!"

I get the impression that comedians spend most of their time complaining about other comedians stealing their jokes.

Well they stole it from Steve Allen.

We all know how it ends. George R.R. Martin's last functioning artery clogs up.

In which Thor complains about his wife Helga's cooking and is annoyed with his sidekick Lucky Eddie.

"Did she like that take or not, I can't tell"

"Doritos celebrates one millionth ingredient" -the Onion

It's hard to keep track of what soon-to-be-canceled sitcom Will Arnett is starring in this month.

I wish they would have reviewed this weekly. It's a really good show.

I'll save my fifty dollars for the mega ticket for Land of the Lost 2.

Why doesn't Ben take a break and relax for awhile.

Brad Pitt would trade all of his money for a cave to hide from his wife in.

I liked that movie because it was so straightforward. It had an old spooky castle, wolfmen, scary woods, and a weird European village. Everything you need.

There was a cartoon called Witch's Night Out that used to come on in the eighties around Halloween. Someone needs to reboot that.

Lots of people went to see Mama and the Conjuring and there's not much gore or fucking in those. I think there will always be an audience for good horror movies.

I hope The Lost City involves sexy mermaids and an underwater house that burns down.

ESPECIALLY stink beetles.

Gear!

George Lucas named his son Jett. 

He'll be playing a ghost that inhabits a vintage love-testing machine.