When Spongebob gets an earworm that drives him insane, he runs up the side of his house on all fours.  That image is pretty creepy.

They made a whole movie about that T-shirt?

When is the movie version of "This Things I Believe" coming out?

Brad gets bossed around enough at home, the last thing he wants to do is get it at work too.

How about Cam gets his own show as the "Fan Coach," and ABC can work in references to the upcoming Satuday's college football game of the week.

I don't like that he made all that money pressuring people to buy things they probably can't afford.  And then when he gets in debt he has his partner buy his outstanding loans from the bank and sell it to him at a fraction of the total loan amount.  That's not an option for the people who borrowed money to buy one of…

I think it was Seth Myers who said Paul Ryan is what dumb people think smart people sound like.

I saw that movie.  Don't bother envying them, these people are not happy.

"Thou shalt not take moochers into thy hut."

I like the strip where Calvin is watching Looney Tunes and he says "Ha ha, that's great! I wish I had some dynamite."

I think all bunnies are equally sexually attractive.

"Oh hi Grandma" *punch in stomach*

The one with the hillbillies.

Hopefully it will involve a lot of city council meetings where he attempts to get the brewery site rezoned for mixed-use retail and artist loft space.

That made me laugh a lot.

He's very slowly getting away!

I'm sure a TV show about growing up in depression-era Nebraska will be riveting.

Bob Peterson absolutely refused to cast Cliff Claven as the wisecracking pterodactyl.

If celebrities didn't want people pawing through their garbage and saying they're gay, they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively.

Hopefully Expendables 3 will have an extended rake scene.