That's an urban legend repeated by grouchy old people.

They got the name from a hair dryer.

To find out what they represent you just need to listen to their official spokesman Scott Walker.

Somebody please contact Conan O'Brien for his reaction.

What an incomprehensible response from Mr. Harmon.

How about Bob Hope?

You know, if you had gotten this review up a little earlier you would have saved me $10.50.  I'll be expecting your check, AV Club.

It seems like that would make it worse.

Disliking science fiction doesn't mean you're stupid.  Albert Einstein only read romance novels and People magazine.

It's also about the dangers of giving important posts in our government to gingers.

I'd like to see Dark Skies reviewed, since I've seen 1,000,000 commercials for it.

I can't believe their Nixon-Ali buddy pic was rejected.  I'd watch that over Die Hard 7.

If he's not our bitch, then who's bitch is he?

I just want to know if he thinks it's OK to vaccinate our kids now.

I just want to know if he thinks it's OK to vaccinate our kids now.

I'm guessing he's killed in a car accident.

I'm guessing he's killed in a car accident.

That's why I print out internet articles on 100% cotton resume paper before i read them.

That's why I print out internet articles on 100% cotton resume paper before i read them.

If you think that's sexist, you've obviously never seen the gals grabbing for items at a clearance sale.