I think it's just too expensive to make them look as good as modern audiences expect. Something that looks like TNG just ain't gonna cut it anymore, no matter how good it is.

Some standup comics are great sitcom creators and/or writers and/or actors, like Newhart, the Cos, Roseanne, Seinfeld, Larry David, Tina Fey, Louie CK, and tons and tons of others. Other standups would just never work in a sitcom format, like George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Steve Martin, etc etc. And there are great…

This looks like the best thing I will ever see.

It straight up looks like shit.

I dunno. I think he's right about the Engineers. What if people were slightly larger and bluer? There's enough for at least two movies there, right?

As in Hart and Cohle. It's like "heart and soul" but it's not quite, it's Hart and Cohle. Do you get it you guys.

Vote for me! A steroid-abusing, pot-smoking, women-groping, son of a Nazi, washed-up, has-been movie star!

This is the wrongest you've ever got it.

Not just any space sex geckos. Russian space sex geckos.

They've directed 34 (out of 97), but they're also executive producers.

When I started this clown thing, I thought it would be nothing but
glory. You know, the glory of being a clown? I tell you, it's hard,
tiring work. But when I see the smiles on their little faces, I just
know they're gettin' ready to jab me with something.

He does new sci-fi movies, too, it's just that they all suck. See Ender's Game and Cowboys & Aliens or whatever the fuck it was.

Yay! The fact that she was only in the one episode last season was really disappointing. I love Lori Petty.

It does sound stupid. But honestly, if I wasn't already aware of the cast, a few Powerpoint slides with nothing but their names would be enough to get me interested.

I had never heard of my state's TV show OR movie. I'm either really out of the loop or I need to move. Probably both.

Not even the Kwisatz Haderach gonna make me watch this show.

There's more soft cock in the South Park movie than in the entire run of GoT so far. Talking bout that cock Sadam Hussein pulls out to tease Satan.

At a certain point it's like, why not just film it in black and white, if you're gonna drain the color out of everything?

i recently saw a History Channel thing where Siddig played Hannibal and I just do not see that dude as the lead in a $200 million movie.

…well what was it? Because I can't think of anything plausible that rhymes with Oompa Loompa.