dude whatever

It was stupid, but here's how I choose to think about it. An actor I like won for playing a character I like, beating out three actors I like even more playing three characters I like even more (talkin' 'bout Cranston, Spacey and Hamm). TV is sort of awesome right now, even if the awards shows fucking blow.

Modern Family beat Louie, 30 Rock, Girls, and Veep… What the fuck ever.

You can't just vampire-fuck your way out of every emotional problem in your life, Cheerio. Some day, you'll learn that.

@avclub-658d0dcf613001598e03136ff93879d8:disqus I'd like for you to be right, but I'm not quite convinced. I don't think Walt would hear "there's still blue meth out there" and jump to the conclusion "Jesse's still alive." For one thing, there had been other (non-Heisenberg) blue meth out there before this (other meth…

How has no one mentioned Ginsburg? You're all nuts.

A friend of mine in high school had a pug that would get so excited when I came over, it would pass out. Another pug I knew had an eye that would sometimes fall out a little so my buddy had to slap it in the back of the head and it would pull back into place.

No. I went to a concert and I overheard some high-school kids saying that rocking is no longer cool.

He said he doesn't want to be in it, he likes Star Wars too much. Besides, he already played someone on Clone Wars or something.

That's fucking mean, Alien Jesus.

Who's Taylor?

Commenting on the overabundance of superhero movies with a Simpsons reference. This is the AV Club in a nutshell.

Rueful fist shaking is the second best kind of fist shaking, right after angrily telling kids to get off the lawn fist shaking.

He patented that? …I need to make a quick call to my attorney.

@avclub-36f8a23ed1166894f1aa598ac11169ab:disqus So he demolishes cars by day and demolishes crime by night?

So it could get canceled just when it was getting good?

Yeah, something about having to financially compensate a monster for admittance to a young man's orifice.

:::Imagines a 45-page description of Flynn's breakfast:::

You mean Badger.

@avclub-c2b1b8ce8d74964b7ca641283ddc2e8b:disqus Or Homer strangling the shit out of Bart in every other episode.