I was expecting 13 new episodes next spring. Now I get half that many, and have to wait another year for the other half. I see how it's a good idea from AMC's point of view, but why should I, as a fan, be happy about it?

It's gotta be like, they're older not, but now quite as mad, just bitter. We'll call it, Grumpy Old Men.

You split it up! Damn you!

Is it from when he and Sylvia had dinner together? And she acted like she didn't want to sleep with him and he made this face like, "Yeah fucking right."

No one's a Hardee's guy, least of all Batman.

Let's just get 'em all out of the way: Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina. Are these your lunches? There IS no bathroom! I'm the party pooper. Who is your daddy and what does he do? My dad doesn't do anything, since the crash. Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine. My dad's a gynecologist, he looks at…

Mad Men has spin-off potential. For example, a show where Stan and Ginsburg drive around solving mysteries together. I'd watch that. Or a show where Chauncy just stares forlornly at different stuff. I'd watch that, too. Or Vincent Kartheiser getting punched in the face for 40 minutes each week.

Because Seinfeld. And Roseanne. And Newhart.

I love that you're angry about something that a hypothetical idiot might hypothetically do.

Have you been around a baby? I'm more curious about how they get the thing NOT to cry.

You're gonna get sued, talking like that. It's the fifth season!

"Oh I'm so tired and weary and maybe jaundiced, better dress up as a bat and punch people like this is something people really need an 8th movie of. Maybe I'll team up with an alien this time. Who's playing Albert in this one? or Commander Jordan? or Luscious Forks?"

@avclub-f9dc5c1b905401733b9aaf49c03c071d:disqus The only major problem I see with a Yoda prequel movie is that it's stupid and I don't want it.

What about the dude whose fingertip Charlie cuts off? Did they kill that guy or did he have a heart attack or something?

Jeremy Piven got mercury poisoning and freaked the fuck out about it.

On the bright side, Chad sounds nice.

I want to write a movie where Jeremy Piven and Robert Downey Jr. play brothers, and they bicker like brothers do, but more wittily. It'll be called, "Hairplugs."

@avclub-1f5b519cde67ac0d0fcab419aa3048a4:disqus Whatever, I say "manyer" all the time. You can add "more" water, but you add "manyer" marbles. Manyer.

There's a few ways you could go with a TNG bowling episode. The Enterprise encounters a race that communicates by bowling, Picard has to bowl a perfect game to save the crew. Or, Data takes up bowling, learns something about himself. Or, Barclay goes bowling, fucks it up, everyone is fucked, Barclay saves his ass…

Is the joke here that he's like a T-Rex because he can't lift his arms up over his head? Because if so you are a heartless bastard. And if not, I would like to make that joke.