All I know is that not only are Brad Pitt and Michael Fassbender in a movie together, but they are in two movies together. And not only are they in two movies together, but they are in two really good-looking movies together. I am excited.

@avclub-eac75edc18b8546c46893fe4b75ab995:disqus That wasn't ants, it was beatles.

Assyria was a Middle Eastern nation state from like 2300 BC to 600 I think. It has nothing to do with Breaking Bad.

@avclub-1d04064d540beb34e0cc414561bc6f35:disqus No, because pizza delivery men do not have 401Ks. Also, all the sexing.

@avclub-4a51fda79bbd54b4e7327dd6559b6c4d:disqus Wait a minute, is that supposed to be the same guy in every movie…? I have to sit down.

Only Chard plays Chard, baby.

@avclub-1fcf31aafbfce2375f45f315a5628117:disqus I can't wait for "Chris Hardwick Disappears Up His Own Ass," and the post-show, which will be hosted by the ass.

That's stupid. You're stupid.

The One They Made Instead of the Fucking Yiddish Policemen's Union

Yeah, it's like blue-collar space-jobs. This one it's space-miners. Alien it was basically space-truck-drivers.

I thought about it. I thought about unionizing. I'm here to turn myself in.

I love the costumes and set design of this movie. Reminds me a lot of Alien.

Lil' Steven

I'm with you, man. Puke is just not funny to me. It is a massive turn on, though. I have some problems.

The joke is he's dead.

Adult Chard is worried he's gonna slip on these peanut shells and break his crazy neck. That's honestly the only thing I remember from Catcher.

Whoooa sick burn.

what the fuck

Here's why I don't think there will ever be a movie: The original idea for Season 4 was to do 10 normal-length (21ish minute) episodes. Once he started writing it quickly ballooned up to 15 episodes, some of which are up to 37 minutes long.

Come on, man.