THEY JUST CHANGED THE NAME OF DEINONYCHUS TO VELOCIRAPTOR.  DEINONYCHUS WAS COMPLETELY BADASS IN SCIENTIFIC FORM.

OH MY GOD SHUT UP

ALTERNATELY THIS MAKES IT EASIER TO FIND MY COMMENTS ON THREADS ON THREADS WITH A QUICK SCROLL BECAUSE THE COMMENT BOARD SYSTEM IS BUGGY AND ILLOGICAL AND MAKES DOING SO A CHORE OTHERWISE.

THERE ARE FEW THINGS SADDER THAN "MESSAGE BOARD FAMOUS."

YOU NEED TO SHOW YOUR FRIENDS THE YOUTUBE VID OF ANDREW WK ROCKING THE GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS.  IF THEY DON'T BECOME ANDREW WK FANS AFTER REALIZING WHAT HE'S DOING, THEY PROBABLY AREN'T SOLID PEOPLE.

CAKE IS BIG IN THE SENSE THAT 99% OF UNDER-35 WHITE PEOPLE YOU MEET HAVE HEARD OF CAKE.  CAKE IS NOT HUGELY POPULARY BECAUSE THEY AREN'T ACTUALLY ALL THAT GOOD, AND THEY GET VERY SAMEY.  THEY HAVE EXACTLY THE LEVEL OF POPULARITY THEY SHOULD.

NO BOO RADLEYS?

YOU RANG, MR. OATS?

I CAN'T FOR THE LIFE OF ME UNDERSTAND HOW ANYONE, EVER, THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO PLAY "WHAT AM I THINKING" ONCE, LET ALONE AS A RECURRING SEGMENT THAT PRE-EMPTIVELY ENDS ANY CDR I'M LISTENING TO.

NICE FEATURE
BUT I KNOW I AM GOING TO TURN ON IT VIOLENTLY WHEN THEY GIVE AN OVERWHELMINGLY GLOWING REVIEW TO PAUL F. TOMPKINS' NEXT UNLISTENABLE TOMKAST.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO IGNORE THAT IT WAS A HIT, THAT'S WHAT MADE IT SO COMPLICATED. IF THE SHOW SUCKED, THEY'D OF JUST CANCELLED IT. AND IF HE WAS ONLY MISSING DEADLINES, THEY PROBABLY WOULD HAVE WORKED HARDER WITH HIM (THEY DID AT ONE POINT HAVE TO AIR RE-RUNS MIDSEASON BECAUSE HE DIDN'T GET EPISODES TURNED IN). BUT IT…

I DID NOT LIKE THAT SONG SO MUCH.

RUGRATS FIRST FEW SEASONS WERE INNOVATIVE, BOTH WITH THE ANIMATION AND PERSPECTIVE. WHEN THEY BROUGHT IT BACK IT WAS MORE OF A SLEEK CASH COW.

THE KEY PHRASE WAS "CREATOR-DRIVEN" IN NICKTOONS. AS WAS MENTIONED EARLIER, THEY WERE LOOKING FOR THE NEXT HENSON, SOMEONE WHOSE CHARACTERS LIVED INSIDE OF THEM, TO PARAPHRASE LAYBOURNE.

DEAR ED HELMS
I'VE ENJOYED YOUR WORK FOR THE MOST PART BUT YOUR FACE IN THE CEDAR RAPIDS POSTER IS THE MOST PUNCHABLE THING IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW.

URBAN LEGEND.

THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF MEN IN THE WORLD. THOSE WHO PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND THOSE WHO DRINK, SOCIALIZE AND GET LAID. FACT.

NICE FALSE PROJECTION OF YOUR OWN HORRIBLE ROOMMATE SITUATION.

ON TOPIC, I'M NOT GOING TO HATE ON THE GAMES PEOPLE ENJOY. BUT I DID HAVE A ROOMMATE WHO WAS SERIOUSLY INTO THIS. HE WOULD PLAY IT IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH THE VOLUME OFF WHILE THE REST OF US DRANK AND HUNG OUT IN THERE ON WEEKENDS, JUST SITTING THERE DEAD-EYED AND MOTIONLESS EXCEPT FOR THE CONSTANT CLICK OF HIS…

NOTHING MAKES ME U-TURN OUT OF A BAR I LIKE FASTER THAN SEEING "DJ SO-AND-SO" ON THE MARQUEE THAT NIGHT.