I HAD TO GO TO ONE KID'S HOUSE AFTER SCHOOL IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. HE HAD THAT HUGE WES BORLAND POSTER WHERE HIS EYES MADE HIM LOOK LIKE AN ALIEN, AND HE WOULD PUT ON LIMP BIZKIT AND PLAY ALONG ON HIS DRUM SET. AFTER HE SCHOOL HE GOT ARRESTED TWICE FOR STEALING CARS AND NOW, ACCORDING TO HIS FACEBOOK PAGE, HE IS FAR AND…

I WILL ADMIT TO WATCHING THE SHIT OUT OF TRL FOR ONE WEEK TO SEE IF TOM GREEN'S BUM BUM SONG COULD GET TO #1.

I WAS BORN IN 1985. I HAD LIKE 3 LIMP BIZKIT SONGS AND 3 KOrN SONGS FROM NAPSTER BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO GET INTO NEW MUSIC (I ONLY LISTENED TO REM, AL YANKOVIC AND THE EAGLES ALBUM WITH HOTEL CALIFORNIA ON IT). THE LIMP BIZKIT SONGS WERE HORRIBLE AND BIRTHED A LIFELONG DISDAIN OF THEM AND ANYONE ASSOCIATED WITH…

I'M LAZY BUT
SOMEONE SHOULD LINK THE DAVID CROSS PRANK HE PULLED AS A GUIST COLUMNIST ON PITCHFORK.

WELL
THIS IS ALREADY THE LEAST FUNNY THING I'VE HEARD SINCE THE LAST POD F. TOMKAST SEGMENT WITH JEN.

THEY ARE A LIVE EVENT, NOT FOR EVERYONE BUT IF IT'S YOUR CUP OF TEA, THEY DO THAT WELL. THE STUFF THEY RECORD IS EXCEPTIONALLY HOLLOW TRASH.

OK, I'LL SAY IT
POD F. TOMKAST IS DULL YET MILDLY FUNNY, BUT THE INTERVIEWS WITH JEN ARE THE MOST PAINSTAKINGLY BORING THING I'VE EVER DISCOVERED ON ANY PODCAST.

SANTA'S SLAY
EVIL BILL GOLDBERG. HE EVENS WORKS THE SPEAR INTO IT.

I WILL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW THAT OVER HALF THE FIRST OK GO ALBUM IS ENJOYABLE.

DIDN'T THEY INTENTIONALLY MAKE "ANGEL DUST" AS CHALLENGING AS POSSIBLE TO GET RID OF ALL THE FRAT-BOY FANS WHO LOVED "EPIC?" LIKE THE BOO RADLEYS DID WITH "KINGSIZE" AFTER "WAKE UP" GOT PRETTY BIG.

THE POINT OF THE SHOW WAS TO USE LEFTOVER JOKES FROM FAMILY GUY AND AMERICAN DAD TO MAKE MORE MONEY OFF OF DUMP PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY WATCH IT.

HE FAKED A REVIEW, THUS THROWING INTO QUESTION THE VALIDITY OF ALL THINGS HE REVIEWED AND BY PROXY ANYTHING THE SITE REVIEWS. NO, IT'S NOT JASON BLAIR/SHATTERED GLASS/JIMMY'S WORLD. BUT, GIVEN THAT THIS SITE REVIEWS POP CULTURE, ANYONE THAT DOESN'T THINK FIRING IS THE ONLY OPTION IS HOPELESSLY BLINDED BY BIAS…

CRUCIFY HIM.

WAIT WHAT HAPPENED?

THE FIRST BLOSSOMING OF MY DEEP HIPSTER CYNICISM CAME AFTER WATCHING LAND BEFORE TIME 2 AND REALIZING THEY MADE MORE AFTER THAT.

I MEAN I'M GOING TO FIND OUT ANYWAY AND I LOVE THE SPECULATION. BUT THAT EXPERIENCE WOULD BE COOL, TOO.

TAKE A LOOK IN "MY" BOOK, BAT MAN.

I WISH THERE WAS A WAY
TO GO INTO THIS MOVIE HAVING NO IDEAWHO THE VILLAIN WAS GOING TO BE.

THE ONLY THING RETARDED HERE IS BRENDAN BENSON'S HAIR.

WHEN
DID BRENDAN BENSON TURN INTO BOROMIR?