Good point— I keep forgetting that. God, America, get your shit together.

John Roberts? More like John Robbed-berts!  (Sorry). Anyone from Bob's Burgers could have been nominated, but he killed it this season as Linda.

YES!  When I was little, my dad used to go do National Guard stuff in Alexandria, and on his way back he'd stop and get pies from Lea's. Now I'm both nostalgic and hungry for pie.

Wait, we can comment on Sharknado posts now? This won't end well.

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Are there Danish movies that *don't* make you want to crawl into a whole and die at the end?

Wasn't there some study where they basically said that couples who smash cake in each others' faces a doomed to failure?

Who's got two thumbs and and loves neon spandex?

I read this comment earlier this morning, and, 4 hours later, the idea of Mads Mikkelsen as Hannibal Lecter saying 'Doritos Locos Taco' is still cracking me up.

Beau Travail loosely and gorgeously and shirtlessly re-imagines Billy Budd

I think we should form a cadre of batshit-loyal fans a la Firefly. We can call ourselves the Skinsuits!

So, what I learned from this trailer is that Dance Dance Revolution will save us from the apocalypse.

Q to the E to the D!

"Well, I am senior lecturer of physics at Globetrotter University.'
"You're that Bubblegum Tate?"

I know I'm probably alone in this, but I actually really liked the remake of Whatever Fucking Else .

Did you know construction on Jon Hamm's penis was temporarily halted from 1854 to 1879?

"Yoooooou win or
You die
In the Game of Throoooooones
Yooooou could al-
so tie
Iiiiin the Gaaame of Throooooooones"

'truck of a car.'

I was just holding this work for a friend!

Meanwhile the Lollipop Queen and the Corn Council encourage you to Get the Facts! about high fructose corn syrup.