Let's hurl a bricky-mart!

50% of Cannibal Corpse fans don't believe in love at first sight. Which means that 50% of Cannibal Corpse fans DO believe in love at first sight.

Followed by Cateano Veloso fans. Who they have enough data on, even though they don't have enough data on Insane Clown Posse.

What? It came up organically.

Mastodon- Blood Mountain: 'The Wolf is Loose/ Crystal Skull'
Dillinger Escape Plan- Miss Machine: 'Panasonic Youth/Sunshine the Werewolf'

To paraphrase the man himself, the only way this show will fail is if they catch it in bed with a dead woman or a live boy.

Ha! I actually came here to post that, while I love me the hell out of some Heart, I firmly believe that 'All I Wanna Do is Make Love to You' is THE most awful song ever recorded (though if you're ever at karaoke night and you need a cheap laugh, sign up your macho-est dude friend to sing it. Comedy fucking gold).…

Ha! I actually came here to post that, while I love me the hell out of some Heart, I firmly believe that 'All I Wanna Do is Make Love to You' is THE most awful song ever recorded (though if you're ever at karaoke night and you need a cheap laugh, sign up your macho-est dude friend to sing it. Comedy fucking gold).…

I'm just glad Tom Fontana's involved with this— most modern productions of Romeo and Juliet are okay, but I think TF is the only one who can bring the appropriate nuance to that scene in Romeo and Juliet where Mercutio gets thrown into GenPop, bites the head off Tybalt's dick, and spits it across the room.

I'm just glad Tom Fontana's involved with this— most modern productions of Romeo and Juliet are okay, but I think TF is the only one who can bring the appropriate nuance to that scene in Romeo and Juliet where Mercutio gets thrown into GenPop, bites the head off Tybalt's dick, and spits it across the room.

Yeah but we have Solo Cups AND we invented tater tots. U-S-A! U-S-A!

Yeah but we have Solo Cups AND we invented tater tots. U-S-A! U-S-A!

Oh man, Gentlemen came out when I was 12 or so and I had the HUGEST Tiger Beat crush on Greg Dulli (which explains some of the poorer decisions of my late-teens-early-20s, now that I think about it). "Now You Know" may be favorite song ever.

Oh man, Gentlemen came out when I was 12 or so and I had the HUGEST Tiger Beat crush on Greg Dulli (which explains some of the poorer decisions of my late-teens-early-20s, now that I think about it). "Now You Know" may be favorite song ever.

Malls don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies.

Malls don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies.