I like the kitty!

Mr. Tanaka speaks the truth. If you really want to make a lady moist in her nether areas though, you should sport a nice pair of wingtips.

I'm afraid to search for this "Netlix" you speak of. I think their version of Breathless might be different from the one everybody else is talking about.

Idiotking, I'm pretty sure he is very young. He has no idea what gay means, and he still thinks he can change the actions of internet commenters through pleading. Poor lamb.

Yes, it's very unfortunate that idiotking is taking up precious space that the rest of you straight boys could use to more thoroughly explore exactly how much you want to fuck Alison Brie.

Rock Hudson, without a doubt. I love the scene in Pillow Talk when he's trying to freak Doris Day out with the thought that he might be gay. It's a gay man pretending to be a straight man pretending to be a gay man. Glorious.

David Bowie actually invented the saying, "You and whose army?" That one's his.

Answer: with poor spelling (hey-o!).

Who would have guessed that an unregistered commenter would say something racist? Next thing you know, they'll be saying sexist things too! Gracious!

Gah.
I would have liked this at least 50% more if there weren't so many typos. Although I haven't listened to the tapes — did Mel Gibson speak in typos? At least he apparently says "fucking" and "cunt" properly.

Casting
If I see miley Cyrus's chipmunk face on a Gidget movie poster, I will not be pleased.

I'm sorry Kirk, but everybody knows that women do not produce methane.

Why are you always there when he gets his paychecks, isjoe 10? Are you a courier or studio lackey?

Oh my, that picture
Paul Dano is looking at me like he is about to fill me full of his babies.

It sucks for Job's wife, too. "We killed all of your children. Now, because your husband is back in my good graces, you have to go through pregnancy and labor a bunch more times. Tee hee!"

Men talk about celebrities too, though. I've heard them do it. Celebrities are people you can gossip about with people you don't know very well (and so there are no mutual friends to talk shit about). Gossip is our social currency, and it's a good way for people to reinforce shared social values (i.e., boo to…

I had kind of enjoyed falling through the cracks, generation-wise. I was too young to be affected at the height of Gen X madness, and now I'm too old to care about whatever it is Millennials care about (apps?). I don't want to be directly targeted! I prefer to be a mystery to those around me, but now everyone will…

Observe, Sugartits!

Proud, I think you may have read a little too much into poor Tom Cruise's statement. I didn't see anything that made me think he lifted his opinions directly from Colbert. I thought his statement was more along the lines of "this show changed my point of view." But it sounds like you want to take your assumptions and…

But they were having all kinds of dirty sex in the TV show Rome. Women were giving each other sex slaves as gifts and everything! You make no sense, Phaedra!