It's pretty clear from the spelling of "neighbour" that this didn't take place in America, but maybe instead you can just assume that if it did, everyone involved would be fat and it would have ended in gunfire and general rudeness.

The wine.

Is "British" a race now? Huh.

Somehow I don't believe either one of you.

This horrible parade of twitches, snarls, wretched tweets and other things-she-means-to-be-sexy is what happens when a teenage girl believes everything that Cosmopolitan magazine says.

Ugh, Tosh.0. Half of it is racist, sexist and fat jokes, which are just so damn lazy and boring.

I'm guessing that the women asking for "push presents" are the same women who go for elective c-sections because they don't want the inconvenience or vagina-stretching of natural birth.

Oh, come on JMP. If you were, say, 8 years old in 1994, you would be 25 now. I don't think I was learning a hell of a lot about Vietnam and Watergate in elementary school. I might have had a very vague knowledge of the Vietnam War, and maybe I would have heard the word "Watergate" before, but I wouldn't have…

F&S, I have no idea what that means, but I assume the gist is that the Kansas City in Kansas is shitty. I've only driven through Kansas, but it always seemed monotonous and dull. Missouri, on the other hand, has red dirt and Worlds of Fun, both of which are awesome. Also, Mark Twain.

Apparently I was very lucky to be located where I was in Iowa. Teeny little town, no factories or hog farms nearby, just a women's prison, which had no smell that I can recall.

And apparently Will Smith is still the go-to black person AV Clubbers think of when they see the words "brown," "black" or "chocolate." Ironic racist, sexist and homophobic jokes are pure laziness, people! Put some energy into your jokes, goddamn it. Although apparently the screenwriters didn't put much energy into…

Aw, you guys are so cute. I never had a boyfriend on Valentine's Day until I was 25, and I had lingering bad feelings since my college friend's funeral was on February 14. I still managed to have a few good Valentine's Days when I was single though, and most of the best ones involved going out or staying in with other…

Exactly, Piso! It's like when I say, "Blueberries are delicious," what I really mean is, "Bananas taste like ass." It's impossible to say that one thing is good and interesting without implying that other things in the same category are terrible and dull.

He looks like a baby, and a shirtless picture would make it all the more obvious. He'd be all ribs, although he'd probably be one of those sad bastards who are skinny but still have pooch bellies. Basically, I'm saying that it would just make everyone sad.

watching the preview for this
Mostly made we want to see Cabaret again. But I think I'll still go to see this in the theater, because I like campy shit.

Haven't you noticed, Violet? We need fewer of these campy showbiz movies clogging our movie arteries and more shoot-em-ups starring men who were in their prime 25 years ago. There definitely aren't enough of those.

That's Mogwai, you fool!

Tackles, touchdowns, first down, etc. What's not to understand?

I don't know; my friend became pretty obsessed with the mascots for the Winter Olympics in Vancouver (http://blog.cmdstore.com/20…, and apparently the rest of Vancouver was similarly obsessed. At least according to her, but she might have been trying to appear less crazy.

She was pretty great in Arrested Development, too.