Is that really Jasper's last name?

"Even for the internet, it. Is. Shocking."

Also hella hard. It took what, like a hundred blaster shots to kill one?

We could just bomb Iran.

Hoboerotic, I gotta say man, you have the best goddamn handle on the whole internet.

Well, Irann.

I was flipping through the channels the other day and say his unmistakable mug so I stopped for a second. He was playing some sort of warlock on Charmed of all things.

The lack of third-party support for the Zune isn't Microsoft's fault. That's why they're called THIRD PARTY accessories. The companies go where the money is; love it or hate it, Apple iplayers make up like 90% of the market.

This is why the terrorists hate us.

Dawg, I own the DVD.

Not just regular anal-rape: Anal-rape with a softball bat wrapped in barbed wire. I swear, that's like the third time I've seen this dude post that particular line in the last week. Get some new material.

Funny/incredibly weird God Emperor reference: That show Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy that ran on Cartoon Network a few years ago did a whole episode that recast Mandy as the God Emperor and billy as Duncan Idaho, incessantly cloned to give Mandy a link to her past. In the end, the resistance melted her with…

Holy shit, Batmanuel. I freaking loved The Tick live-action series.

Obscure-ass super-nerd alert. I mean, plenty of people have read Dune, but way less people have read the sequels, and an even tinier margin of people had the fortitude to slog through God Emperor of Dune.

I'm glad I didn't have access to modern internet porn during my formative years: I'd be more fucked up than I am already.

You'll never make a monkey out of meeeeee….

dude, bajingohound totally works for Playboy.

That's right, his real name is Ned Holness and he's half-German.

Dude, (possibly fake) bee man, that clip sucked wang.

I drove a Camaro for years, and it would be so fucking hard to bang anyone in the back seat of that thing. Shit, it'd be hard to jerk off. Those seats were seriously small.