As a man born and raised in Oakland I can attest: The less one has to do with East Oakland the better.

Shit yeah! Yay Area, represent! Town bidness, son, what it do-do?

Because you're wicked.

My friend's brother made a shit-ton of "Tattoo the Midget has a Bigger Posse" stickers in 97-98. There's probably a few of them still up around Berkeley and Oakland.

Yeah, he got ASS TO ASS!!!

Turns out he has a debilitating phobia of phones, so fairly.

Glad to see some other fans of the Joe Pitt Casebooks here. They fucking rule hard. And word JT, he's down what, an eye, a toe, a kneecap… Anything I'm forgetting?

I'd..uh… Declare her an enemy…Combatant and…Waterboard….. Fuck, this is harder than it looks.

It seems as though it would be difficult to mess something like this up. But here we are.

Dude, you post as the muthafuckin BATMAN and you use a pic from Batman and Robin? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Yo yo yo, where my '03 dawgs be at?

Dude, I have the exact same problem. It sort of blows hard.

I always thought it was canceled somewhat hastily. I mean, each episode looks like it cost about fifteen bucks to make while still remaining reasonably funny.

Wow, Drug Wars on the TI-83… Blast from the past.

I know you shouldn't judge a movie by it's fans, but I've seen so many fucking Scarface posters on walls belonging to jackasses I can't really take any part of the movie seriously. Also, Pacino sounds completely ridiculous while portraying perhaps the cokeheady-est of paranoid cokeheads in cinema.

Knights and Republic Commando aren't really reboots, though.

Right, because then…. something bad would have happened?

Little Chechnya killed.

I saw the Pinocchio(2002) in the side header and couldn't remember that such a thing existed. It sounds ludicrous, to remake a beloved yet insane story. And then I opened the link and was treated to Beigni's creepy ass, and it all rushed back. What an awful, horrible idea for a movie. Who would put forth a…