What did you say your wife's name was again?
Sandy.
Oh yeah.

@avclub-9d9fb789a27aa62db7511f14660acf86:disqus Well that's embarrassing. I missed the first ten minutes of Breaking Bad last week and said "Screw it, I'll watch it in the morning." and watched Touch of Satan on Netflix instead, because they didn't have any MST for a while and now there's four or five back on there.

Kring from Dimension X?

I don't know what all these ellipses are supposed to be, but I'm imagining an old-timey guy reading a telegram, and he says DINKLAGE instead of STOP.

@swein:disqus I've already answered that three times, so I'm just going to acknowledge the Farscape reference, and now let us never speak of this again.

Then there's this: Oh, I was hanging out with Louie Prima's wife and my good friend Tom Skerritt, and then someone called me Billy Joel, so I cried for FIVE DAYS. Seriously, fuck this guy with a barbed dildo.  I've never even heard of him, and now I'm afraid to listen to his music, because if it turns out I like it,…

He said "clever" four times. And one of them was a "too clever by far." If they ever do a HatePhrase, I fucking hate "too [SOMETHING] by far," and the similar yet even worse "too [SOMETHING] by half" That, and "On the nose." Please stop saying those forever.

Old New Hampshire,
Oh don't you cry for me
For I've come from Massachusetts
And I'm here to shop tax-free.

While I'd rather have something less obvious as the state song, I have to say that pre-Geffen Aerosmith is not dreck.

Are you from Springfield?

I didn't even know about this and I was going to say "Roadrunner." It may not be the best song ever, but as far as state songs go, it's hard to top one that says "I'm in love with [THE NAME OF YOUR STATE]"

God, everything lives on in comic book form. Remember the Snapple Lady? She's back, in comic form. 

@avclub-0ae7484a9f3bbd2a21df420050c032ae:disqus I don't know, really. It just seemed like a funny way to end my comment.

If you were a real Matt and Trey fan, you'd know that Trey Parker does almost all of the writing himself, whereas Stone is more involved in the business and production end. And that their friend Dian Bahar has been in Cannibal! the Musical, Orgazmo and BasketBall, as well as the completely unrelated Galaxy Quest,…

Surrender Dorothy, surrender the world.
No, that doesn't work.

How did they not do a "Breaking Bad" sketch when he hosted SNL?

Wait, so you're saying there's a movie where one actor plays two identical characters, and it doesn't star Jean-Claude Van Damme?

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I don't know anything about guns, so I would've never noticed that. But it's crazy that they took the time to cut the corners off of every single piece of paper on the show (because rectangular paper is strictly an Earth innovation), only to have them grab a Hyundai from the lot when they need to depict a ground…

Is "you betcha" even Cajun?