I was thinking of BSG. But then it was revealed that it took place in the past and not the future, so technically, they were aliens. Also on Caprica, a guy drove a Mercedes. Not some kind of space Mercedes, an actual Mercedes with the logo and everything, thousands of years in the past, on another planet. My disbelief…

I just re-watched some of that on Youtube. With the frogs in Hawaiian shirts. It hurt. Which is disappointing, because another group of mutants having parallel adventures in another part of the country is a cool idea, and the frog toys were badass (I had the Napoleon Bonefrog. the horned toad) but on the show they…

I get that, and the show works great without them. It's a nice change of
pace to have a sci-fi show without the arbitrary forehead wrinkles. But
to say "There's no aliens in Firefly because there's no aliens in real
life. Now let me introduce one of the stars of Firefly, Gina Torres, who
you may remember from my last…

I went to school with a guy who looks like Mark Linn-Baker,  TV's Cousin Larry Appleton. I wasn't sure the best place to mention that, but I guess here is as good a place as any.

I like Firefly and Serenity just fine, and I don't think you NEED to have aliens in a sci-fi show, but it was always dumb to me the reason why there were no aliens on Firefly. Whedon said in an interview "I believe we are the only sentient beings in the universe, and I believe that 500 years from now, we will still be…

Ninja Turtles actually had a Cajun gator guy, Leatherhead. He's the first thing I thought of when I read this. I gah-run-tee.

What, you didn't like the picture of Donald Pleasence dressed like cowboy Rob Halford doing…it's not devil horns…Bullwinkle maybe? What the fuck am I looking at? Is that a gang sign?

Seriously, the Police song about a Scottish rock? How does he feel about that Hendrix song where he takes a break to kiss some guy? 

I hate knowing what singers look like. I had that catchy as hell "Calling All Destroyers" song from the opening credits of Super in  my head, so I watched the video. Ugh. I think it actually ruined the song, seeing that guy. I've got so many songs on my iPod where I have no idea what the people look like, and that's…

Don't call it that.

NOW I'm thinking of the worst headline ever, "60 Puppies Die in Fire"
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/1…

I'm not worried about sappy. I'm worried about the crate of onions that always seems to follow me whenever dead dogs are mentioned.

How could you even find the time, what with all that kidnapping?

My grandmother used to hold something up and say "Here, try this." Then you'd try it, and she'd say "Isn't that awful?" That's what this is. Here, read this. Wasn't that depressing? I can't even read it; I'm sad enough imagining what it might say. Also, my grandmother's dead, so now I'm thinking about that, too.

Hey now, he writes for The Boston Herald, which is Boston's version of the New York Post. It's not really a newspaper, it's more of a tool to keep old people all riled up.

Wow, am I the only one who likes this movie? I'm not going to go buy Space Cowboys bedsheets or anything, but it was a good time. I was 21 when it came out, and saw it with a bunch of friends when back when I could afford to go to the movies twice a week. Stupid kid and family ruined that.

"Max and Jinx. Friends for-ev-er."

Baby steps. It's a step forward, not back. Or at the very least, sideways. At least this one's not a Nazi.

Imagine Corey Feldman teaming up with Corey Haim's Ghost and, through ghost magic, they jump into a computer, Tron-style, and literally surf cyberspace looking for bullies to punch in the dick. I'd watch that.

Some people associate Elijah Wood with hobbits, or that show with the guy dressed like a dog, but to me, even if he makes 5 movies a year for the rest of his life, he'll always be the kid Macholay Culkin said "Don't fuck with me" to in The Good Son.