My brother was terrified of the Wheelers. I was a bit older, so I didn't what was so scary about guys with unicycles taped to their arms. However, being terrified of a room full of screaming disembodied heads was completely justified.

Anyone remember the 80s miniseries version, with Carol Channing turning into a sheep? http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I don't know about hero stories, but wild rabbits really do fight. They bite and claw and get violent.

The movie is awesome and you are wrong.
First time I saw cartoon blood? Secret of NIMH.
First time I heard cartoon swearing? Secret of NIMH (Malificent said "hell" in Sleeping Beauty, but she was referring to Hell as a location, so it doesn't count)
So many movies have a life-treating illness or something that sparks the…

I swore I remember a scene with a rabbit getting caught in a threshing machine, but I've got the DVD and no such scene exists. Did I imagine that or is there a different depressing kids cartoon I'm confusing it with?

I rewatched it a few years ago. The Fantasia parts still work for me, but the kid reading the book was a ham.
Atrayu (in book): It's time to eat, huh? Good idea.
Bastian (reading): No, it's a GREAT idea!

One of the greatest things about being a parent is introducing your kids to the movies that traumatized  you as a kid. My daughter is 15 and she's still mad at me for showing her Large Marge.

"From the creator of Two and a Half Men" isn't a superlative, adjective, or a prepositional phrase. It's a threat.

Sabbatical year? Is that what we're calling it, like he's on a vision quest? I guess it rolls off the tongue better than "Venture Brothered."

Do they have awards for huge suits?

I admit my bias against shows that still have laugh tracks/studio audiences in 2013, but I honestly don't understand the appeal of The Big Bang Theory. I tried to watch it a few times, because people seem to line up to guest star on a show about what Hollywood thinks nerds are, but there's no jokes. Just people…

Doctor Ho? The bad guys have to be the Ball-licks. E-JACK-ULATE!

As a heterosexual male, I can't really comment on the eye-candiness of any of these guys, (I will go on record as saying while I like Matt Smith, dude looks like a foot) but the women I know, all in their 30s, get all moist in their JMS panties for Smith and Tennant. Or maybe it's just the sonic screwdriver.

Or Dick Chain-y, like a chain wallet, but for a cock.

I was just saying how Homer Batman didn't make any sense, but I wasn't thinking like Adam West Batman solving a Riddler clue. Homer was accused of trying to get to second base. Base, as in baseball. Who hits homers in baseball? A Bat-man.

I get HOMER BAD MAN, but from there to "Badman" is kind of a leap. Is Badman supposed to be a surname? It doesn't sound anything like "Simpson" so I wondered if Homer Badman was some obscure sports guy, like when Bart used a picture of Gordie Howe to trick Ms. Krabappel into thinking she had an admirer. (Maybe Gordie…

I think Clara and the 11th Doctor will finally get it on, but he dies mid-coitus and regenerates into Peter Capaldi. In fact, now I'll be mad if this doesn't happen.

A female doctor?  Hmm…I guess that could work. After all, we have female singers, female motorists.

It's honing in to two specific facets now, yes. That's always how it starts. The change doesn't happen until after a few years, which hopefully won't happen with FX. I do trust them, I do, but who knows? One day Bonnie Hammer could be named network president and everything goes to hell. (Full disclosure: I'm a…

Is the title "Homer Badman" a reference to something, or is it like Cow Tools?