On my Facebook feed, all the guys seem to be okay and/or excited about this, and the girls are disappointed. I guess they want eye-candy, even though Matt Smith was popular and he looks like Frankenstien.

To be fair, extraterrestrial British-accented monsters are not unique to Doctor Who. It's been well-established that pretty much all villainous aliens have British accents, except when they have Australian ones. The Greeks and Romans were British, too, somehow.

First of all, Garrett responding to one of my comments is probably the highlight of my sad little life.

FXM…has the movies.

No. Don't make more channels when the ones we have don't even show what they're supposed to anymore. Wrestling is on SyFy, friggin' Honey Boo Boo is on TLC (The LEARNING Channel!) They took the M out of MTV and the A out of A&E. Don't say we're going to have an FX for comedy and another one for drama, except the…

Is Airheads considered an Adam Sandler movie, or just a movie with Adam Sandler in it? I am physically unable to change the channel whenever that movie comes on.

I find the lack of Muppet Babies disturbing.
Transgo Jo-bot is on his way. Injection-molded, articulated, and programmed to save the daaay!

I know I can never watch it just once, something compels me to hit "replay" over and over and I don't have any control over it. Pleasant torture indeed.

I'm not saying reality shows shouldn't exist, I know there's an audience for them, but why bother having a channel dedicated to entertainment, or to science fiction, or music, or whatever, if you're just going to abandon the core concept and fill the schedule with non-scripted "reality" programming? What the hell does…

Well now I have to go watch Clowny Clown Clown on Youtube.

"You know, you're not so cocky without all those spoons floating around your head, are you?" Phil Hartman throwing a Greg Kinnear dummy down the stairs will always have a special place in my heart. As will E! Cola.

I probably can't bounce a basketball up a flight of stairs without hitting the corner of a step at a weird angle and sending the ball flying backwards. But if I could, I might make a short film about it. Yeah. That's probably how this started.

Everything that's not The Soup is terrible.
I miss the old E!, with Talk Soup, Behind the Scenes, Coming Attractions, actual entertainment-related stuff. How did all these niche channels that were created for specific audiences end up being interchangeable vessels for god-awful reality shows?

Why does this make me think of Dan Quayle getting mad at Murphy Brown for being a single mom? Republicans take their fake news shows very seriously.

I'm sure she was. All I really remember about the movie is the first part actually is creepy, when the guy in the truck is chasing them. But then the guy turns out to be a monster, and when frills shot out of it's face like the spitter in Jurassic Park, then grew wings and flew away I said "WHAT?" I don't really know…

In lieu of flowers, please erase from your memory that Ms. Brennan was in Jeepers Creepers.

Thanks for checking, JosephFinn, I knew Maggie Smith and James Cromwell were probably the only ones left. I almost forgot poor Adopted Son Willie. Good to know he's still around.

That Youtube link at the bottom is the whole damn movie. I just want to see Beau Bridges fart on Elizabeth Taylor.

Yes, I sometimes confuse Jeff and Beau Bridges with Dennis and Randy Quaid. They look nothing alike, but they're both pairs of brothers where one is "the other brother." Just remember Beau Bridges is not insane and Randy Quaid's dad was not in Airplaine.

Every time I see a chain of joke questions like this, I read them in Guybrush Threepwood's voice.