I'm not ready for football anymore.

Yeah, the guy in the $120 t-shirt is going to have bacon neck in front of Michael Jordan. C'mon!

I don't think Greg Proops can do improv anymore without someone yelling out "Two-headed podrace announcer" as a character. And they're right to do it.

This is all very impressive, but will the neck bacon?

Well thanks for spoiling the ending, ass.
I saw The Warriors for the first time a few years ago, and I kept expecting the DJ to say "gumshoes."

"Damn you, Emperor Zombie!"

I have love for Mercy Seat, it's one of my favorites. It's not just Cash, it's Benmont Tench's driving piano (Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers were all over those albums.) I don't even like country music, but Johnny Cash, and particularly American III & IV are definitely exceptions.

My good sir, my avatar is Daniel Day Afternoon, staring Daniel Day-Lewis, and Daniel Dae Kim. Stupid parodies are definitely in my—and I can't tell you how much I hate this word—wheelhouse.

Yes, to counter my own argument, Wife Swap was a Chapelle Show skit before it was a real show on ABC.

I guess I was hoping it worked like urls. "Damn, AVClub.com is already taken. I'll have to think of another name for my Abe Vigoda fansite."

Have you ever played Scrabble, and it's your turn with a triple word score open, but you can't use it? You know someone is going to use that triple word score before your next turn, so you put down a word that blocks it so no one can use it. That's what these ads are. It's brilliant. Come up with all the stupid,…

Did the pigeons have eyebrows? Wait, do any pigeons have eyebrows? Well these ones definitely didn't.

That just proves that Sandler may not be the draw he was in the 90s, but America still can't get enough David Spade.

Maybe this is my gentile naïveté talking, but isn't it a bit early for all this gloom and doom regarding Pacific Rim? I remember How to Train Your Dragon climbed to number one thanks to great word-of-mouth. I actually just checked, and while I didn't remember it quite right (HTTYD did open at number 1) it fell to…

When my daughter was 6, she didn't watch anything but Nickelodeon. And since we only had one TV, it meant until she went to bed, I didn't watch anything but Nickelodeon. I guess they were making enough off of Spongebob merchandise that they didn't need a whole lot of sponsors, because it seemed like the only…

A storm of consumer advocates wrecks havoc on the 2016 presidential election in…RalphNado!

I don't think Sharknado had any bearing on Alphas. It looks like they found some change under the sofa cushions to pay for this thing.

My idea for a SyFy Original Killer Wuzzle Movie is "Sharktipede Vs. Bearclops" It stars Andrew McCarthy, Jodie Sweetin, and Tone Loc. It features the girl who says "Kidz Bop scores every time!" in the Kidz Bop 6 commercial from 9 years ago as Trixie, the the plucky marine cryptozoology major who discovers Dr. Raymond…

Filming Community clearly takes up a lot of time. It's not like anyone else has time to work on any other projects, like host The Soup, play Angel's annoying son's wife on Mad Men, write Oscar-winning screenplays…

I found out about the DOMA ruling on Facebook, because the only thing on the news ALL DAY was Aaron Hernandez. Although to be fair, here in Massachusetts we've been cool with gay marriage for years, so it was kind of old news. Now a football player killing someone and driving around in a white SUV, that's news.