I don't know what it says about Yow that his mind went straight to "infidelity." I don't think any awkward teenagers listening to the song thought it was about hooking up with someone when your girlfriend was out of town. They're trying their best to get ONE girl, let alone two.

Damn you for seeing this 8 hours before me!

Well it gets really hot with all those people in one room.

I don't have cable at my house anymore, so I watch Game of Thrones with my parents. My wife and I, my two brothers and my parents, all in the same room with all that nudity. It's kind of awkward.

"Appollonia 6" sounds like a planet of horse people. Not centaurs, but horses that walk on their hind legs, like the one from Bravestarr.

Dumb as the story is, it's worth reading for "molting teenaged skin."

If Megan Fox can bounce on a trampoline for Michael Bay after calling him Hitler, Dan Harmon can come back to Community. 

Hey, so um, Glinda, is it? Do you see those weird little guys with lollipops over there, too? 'Cause I am just…super high right now and they're really freaking me out. 

Yeah. My wife and I stay up on celebrity deaths, because we have this kind of disturbing game where one of us tries to find out before the other does so we can tell them and ruin their day. I remember she got me with Christopher Reeve and Steve Irwin, but I got her with the Michael Jackson/Billy Mays double whammy.

Lots of people watch Psych. But more people watch The Mentalist, because CBS is somehow the most watched network, as I'm reminded ever winter when I'm forced to watch their NFL coverage. So in-between Phil Simms' mispronunciations of every other player (seriously, the guy gets paid to say names for a living and he…

I hate to dash your hopes, but the guy who played Tackleberry, David Graf, died 12 years ago.

There's always money in the ice cream boat.

That always annoyed me, too. Not only for the implication that puppets are some lower form of entertainment, but also because the puppets look far more alien than the aliens with "totally different forehead wrinkles" from Star Trek.

I'll never forgive the Sci-Fi channel for canceling this show, but I met my wife on the Save Farscape message board, so I guess in a way I should thank them? Anyway, it's great that AV Club is reviewing Farscape. I'll have to break out the DVDs for a rewatch, although I'm not looking forward to next week. I kind of…

"All right! I'm sorry I did that to your face! I'm a terrible doctor, I know, just please…don't hurt my son!"

"All right! I'm sorry I did that to your face! I'm a terrible doctor, I know, just please…don't hurt my son!"

I know I said "Let's take this outside" but I didn't know it was raining. Wanna just go back in and fight later?

I know I said "Let's take this outside" but I didn't know it was raining. Wanna just go back in and fight later?

That was my dad. "So they were dead the whole time." What? No! Six people made it off the island: Frank (who rescued them from the island TWICE and is the true hero of Lost) Kate, Sawyer, Claire, Miles and Richard. Hurley stays behind to become the new Jacob, and Ben is the new Richard. Desmond is still with them, but…

That was my dad. "So they were dead the whole time." What? No! Six people made it off the island: Frank (who rescued them from the island TWICE and is the true hero of Lost) Kate, Sawyer, Claire, Miles and Richard. Hurley stays behind to become the new Jacob, and Ben is the new Richard. Desmond is still with them, but…