Anyone else think of Archer when they read this title?

Anyone else think of Archer when they read this title?

You know the pilot for the Muppet Show was called "Sex and Violence" right?

You know the pilot for the Muppet Show was called "Sex and Violence" right?

"Oopsy, it appears that I have spilled champawn-ya…all over your boobs."

"Oopsy, it appears that I have spilled champawn-ya…all over your boobs."

Does anyone know who currently owns the rights to all these old specials? It seems that Henson retained Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas, but Disney owns Kermit, so he's been edited out. Which is stupid, but at least he's not a main part of the story.

Does anyone know who currently owns the rights to all these old specials? It seems that Henson retained Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas, but Disney owns Kermit, so he's been edited out. Which is stupid, but at least he's not a main part of the story.

That is a spot-on San Franciscan accent.

That is a spot-on San Franciscan accent.

When I read the title, I thought it was going to be about Lovitz beating the shit out of Andy Dick.

When I read the title, I thought it was going to be about Lovitz beating the shit out of Andy Dick.

The sun is set. The stars shine in the sky. The night air is tinged with anticipation. And it is time to meet the Continental.

The sun is set. The stars shine in the sky. The night air is tinged with anticipation. And it is time to meet the Continental.

So Weird Al is not a person?

So Weird Al is not a person?

Forget about Duck Dynasty. I want to know who shot J.R. Duckling on Duck Dallas.  Then catch a little Duck Falcon Crest and Duck Knotts Landing.

Forget about Duck Dynasty. I want to know who shot J.R. Duckling on Duck Dallas.  Then catch a little Duck Falcon Crest and Duck Knotts Landing.

The edit was that for a second, I confused A&E with AMC, and wondered how the most-watched show on the network that airs Breaking Bad, Mad Men, and the Walking Dead could be Duck Dynasty. Boy, is my face red. I feel slightly better knowing it's only A&E. Slightly.

The edit was that for a second, I confused A&E with AMC, and wondered how the most-watched show on the network that airs Breaking Bad, Mad Men, and the Walking Dead could be Duck Dynasty. Boy, is my face red. I feel slightly better knowing it's only A&E. Slightly.