Christ is my codependent.

I'd say it's less belief and more wishful thinking, K-Dog.

Huh. I was pronouncing it "Ken Lee".

jajajajaja

Hey God.
It's me, PW. Look, I know we've been on the outs lately, and I'm really sorry for that thing I did to that baptismal font, but otherwise I've been pretty good. I even met a girl! How are you doing? Anyway, I was just calling to see if you could kill Thomas Kinkade. It's got to be a pretty small order for…

That's Xenu, for you: bringing the funny and terror to man-animals everywhere. Thanks, Xenu!

Diaz always struck me as a more of a shaved Muppet.

VAAANNN LEEEESSBBBIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!

Cameron Diaz's box is the experiment, AMIRITE FELLOWS?

Oh, great! Thanks for the speedy reply.

I can't even fit that much music on ONE MiniDisc!

Is this what those Somali bastards were doing?
If so, I endorse their tactics.

Let's just hope Aunt Viv
had accepted Christ as her savior.

What the hell were you doing in my elk?! It might be a dead animal to you, but it's home to me.

I found no love in the hollowed-out belly of a dead elk.
Just warmth, and quiet. But then the questions: "Hey, why are you in the hollowed-out belly of a dead elk? Are you in there because of love?"

Nice.

I doubt it very much, CC.

sequel: Herpes Happens.

Love happens?
Maybe in Hollywood.

No, no, you start with Night of the Living Dummy.