I should probably make a point of saying
that Phel and I have actually MET in person, and not just on the boards. You know, because that is a question I've received several times from people when I tell them I met my wife on the Internet.

Everyone hates family, everyone loves free, substantial gifts.

hahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Come to Los Angeles.
I've been here for a few months now.

Mormons are weird.
Let's hate them.

Regarding the theory that I am Joe Francis:
I am not Joe Francis.

Unbelievable.

Burn in hell Chris Brown
!

Every photo ever taken of me
makes me look like the world's angriest sumbitch. Which I am. I will out-angry you, Nabin. Anytime, anywhere.

Inspiring, Nabin. Sincerest congratulations.

If you had to be notified about Extreme Trains, you don't deserve to see Extreme Trains.

This is a dark day.

OtP for the Dirty Work win.

(to God) Hi, Billy Mays here!
Why couldn't it have been that Vince asshole?

Teenage Swamp Thing will be neck deep in swamp pussy.

To be followed shortly
by "My Life as a Teenage Swamp Thing," which delves deeper into the Swamp Thing mythology kids are clamoring for. Also, it will be a coming of age story. Also, the Swamp Thing will sparkle, or some shit.

Nice.

I just took the "How murdered are you?" quiz on Facebook and got, "Completely fucking murdered!"

(Return of the Chang) it is
(Return of the Chang) come on
(Return of the Chang) oh my God
(You know Chang'll be back) here I am
(Return of the Chang) once again
(Return of the Chang) pump up the world
(Return of the Chang) watch my flow
(You know Chang'll be back) here I go

LR, that's exactly who I was thinking of.