Lots of double posties.
Maybe Stephen King can write about an evil computer that posts internet comments more than the intended one time.

PIT PAT!!!

Ted Danson is as close to a God as mortals will ever come.

Ah, Del Monte… Enjoy them, old man. They will be your last.

Senor Plow no es macho, es solamente un borracho.

You will lose.

It's science, OtP. I don't pretend to understand it.

Comedy:
Is it really dead? We look to science for answers.

Island of the Skog.

Does that elucidate anything for you, Flashman?

Ahead of your time, OtP.

Get your ass to Hollywood, Tom.

Close, bascule. Baldwin represents an uncircumcised penis and the shark represents the torch used to, er, remove the turtleneck, so to speak. Highly symbolic.

ROSS PEROT STOLE MY IDEAS.

Everyone knows old people do three things: sit, shrink, and watch the Days of Our Lives. Oh, also they hump like rabbits. Four things, then.

Te amo, Senor Caruso.

The elderly
should be sent to a camp somewhere remote and put to work. I'm telling you, they're a drain on society. And there are so goddamn many of them! I'm tired of nearly being killed several times a day by some shriveled old hag in a Lincoln whose journey to the store for her adult diapers becomes a harrowing…

::dies of laughter::

You shouldn't.

Man, fashion is bullshit.