Notice:
M&Ms are actually delicious and enhance the moviegoing experience. If your M&M has a five o'clock shadow, it is moldy and should be discarded immediately.

OtP, you are a magnificent bastard.

I don't like this at all.

Oh now really.

I thought "Chastity Bono" was some kinda U2 action figure. Sorry, Xenu. Didn't mean to go off-topic there.

Tom, I think ZMF got laid last night and came on here to announce that he had "poon dong," meaning his piece was still fragrant with the "scent of a woman," so to speak.

Like a fucking candy cane. Well done.

Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
Buzz thoroughly killed.

New Media vs. Old Media.
Posting news on Twitter is SO new media. Old media would've had a servant carve the news into the side of a mountain.

Where the fuck were you when they built the ladder to heaven, Blaffair?

What are you trying to say, exactly?

I enjoyed "The Arab and his Genie".

Poor people don't deserve to see movies. The deserve to be exploited as a source of cheap labor.

Keep yer chin up, PVC.

What are you, some kind of millionaire?

Once I can understand, but twice? You must be really mad.

Real, honest-to-god unemployment is not fun.
So fuck these people.

Yeah, it's pretty goddamn awful. RIP.

The explosion will be of extraordinary magnitude.

You're a creepy fuck, that's what you are.