"I love lamp."

@ SMF: yeah, I guess he had to learn 'bears are unstoppable killing machines' the hard way.

This has been done.
His name was Timothy Treadwell, and he lived like a bear. He was also eaten by a bear.

Yeah, well I wonder if that lady horse thinks it's so awesome. Way to empathize, lady.

*steal IT. ::grumbles::

"Your theory of a donut-shaped universe
is intriguing, Homer. I may have to steal."

WANT.
Funny, cute, insane…you're speaking my language, Maria Bamford.

GOOD EVENING SIR OR MADAME MAY I HAVE A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME. MY NAME IS ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER AND I WANTED TO TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE NONSTOP OWN-FEST THAT IS CRANK: HI VOLTAGE. THIS SHIT OWNS SO FUCKING HARD I SHIT YOU NOT IT CORRECTED MY SCOLIOSIS. IN CONCLUSION SEE THIS FUCKING MOVIE. HAVE A PLEASANT EVENING.

NEVER MIND THAT SHIT, HERE COMES MONGO!

Fergie looks like this dude I went to high school with. Jennifer Garner also looks like said dude. Therefore, Jennifer Garner=Fergie? She was in Alias, after all.

And I'm not so sure America is ready to see Jeff Bridges or anyone else birthed into the digital afterlife.

This video opened
with the exact thing that was previously hated on…

My favorite film of his was "Dorff on Golf."

They die easily and often, Yummsh.

ZMF, I found your review evenhanded and concise. Thank you.

Jitterbug usage in Boca Raton skyrocketed as residents called in their complaints.

In my day, we didn't regard nuclear fallout with such frivolity.

Nobody in my family
passed anything on to me, other than the Bible. Schools and friends turned me on to everything I hold sacred.

Nice.

You are right, Holy Hand Grenade. Gillette: the Best a Douche Can Get.