@ The Beast Rabin:

I disagree, AmazingThor. The best movie about race relations is, in fact, "Interracial Deep Dickin'."

Al Michaels will talk to himself. Or perhaps they'll wheel in Pat Summerall. I mean, it's not like he's doing anything.

Ugh. I'll second that, Jorge.

That's awfully Canadian thing for you to say, Thylacine. I think your mind is made up, and you're trying to trick decent American taxpayers into paying for your Wellbutrin. Well, the jig is up. Hand over your Bible and your gun, and get the hell out of my country.

So… are you saying that Somali pirates killed John Candy?

Yeah, I can't remember the last time I saw this movie, but I know that I loved it, had it on VHS and it was a staple on family road trips.

Erik Estrada doesn't need your charity, OtP.

::gathers angry torch and pitchfork-wielding mob::

@sugartits: http://thesuperficial.com/2…

"I call for a bad court thingy."

There's American Apparel for terrified dogs, you know: http://store.americanappare…

Blagojevich's hair vs. Billy Mays' beard: who wins that battle?

i like Waifierce.

I'm just relieved to know that Sir Mix-a-lot will run up in asses of any shape, provided they are of adequate size. However, this is a horrible ad for a kid's meal.

I agree 100%, Noel. I was expecting something at the end with Charlie's wife. And it wasn't sex.

@ e-ron: What do you mean by that, exactly?

Hey, Leo: Somali pirates need to eat, too. Have you seen those dudes? And have you ever seen a mummified body? THEY LOOK THE SAME.

You ever tried to deposit a ferret? That's how I lost my eye.

How about White Noise? Great book.