That's unsettling.
Kinda makes me want to have a cigarette.

Winchester, Tennessee?

OtP, you magnificent bastard.

New, Pro-Smoking Campaign:
(A man is smoking a cigarette on the street. Camera approaches and the man turns to it, exhaling a plume of smoke)

@ TomWaits:

also, anyone who knows anything about addiction is aware that proselytizing and scare tactics usually have zero effect on addicts.

this makes me fucking sick.
people who smoke aren't monsters.

give the kid a cigarette. that'll shut his whiny ass up.

"A tedious Flashdance parody that ends in a fart joke."
That sums up my life pretty well, I think.

ham juice.

Yeah, I couldn't watch that shit all the way through.

She's a clever one.

GAH!
::barfs::

Good call on the Dyson ads.
Look at that picture and tell me he didn't just fuck that vacuum.

Quiet, you.

"But there was something painful about his situation…
…because he already had lost some of his strength."

It is not inconceivable that you should die in an SARSbola fire while eating a fine plate of seared cancer basted in a rich BearnAIDS sauce. Also, you will be tortured on a Judas Cradle. And made to watch The Roseanne Show on Betamax.

KAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRatloz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What I meant by that was, this dancing chick makes Job look like a pile of puke.

Whoa.
God is a bastard.