I daresay you all feel very brave in your little gang, don't you? Effing and blinding at passersby, boasting about how many 'ASBOs' you've got - don't think I don't know what you're planning - you think you're going to 'happy slap' me and video record the results on your mobile telephones.

Why you claim you'd have have liked to have been a 'Fly On The Wall' at that particular meeting is absolutely beyond me.

Yes I can see you, you know - if that's your idea of concealment, you wouldn't have lasted two minutes in Burma.

I hope you've brought some bags with you for picking up the mess after it's done it's business, or were you planning to just continue merrily on your way leaving mounds of excrement in your wake?

you can save your sob story for someone else - I'm not giving you a penny.

I don't know what you people think you're going to achieve - you know nothing about the realities of the countryside.

Young lady, I have lived in this town for thirty years - we are a closeknit community and we've managed to survive perfectly well without your fish and chips and hamburgers, thank you very much.

I'm afraid I can't let you have a double room - this is a respectable guesthouse.

Madam, I haven't the faintest idea what you are saying.

There's no point spouting that stuff at me - I'm not interested.

Madam, this isn't Bangkok you know - if you wish to ply your trade upon the streets may I suggest you find a more suitable district in which to do so.

I don't know why you're looking so proud of yourself young lady - anyone can see that they've all got different fathers.

I don't know who you think you are fooling - I wasn't born yesterday, I know those aren't really your children.

This is absurd - it is perfectly obvious that I am not a terrorist.

No. I'm sorry, but I won't be operated on by her - and before you say anything, this isn't a racial issue.

Yes, very clever I'm sure - very surreal, very "alternative" - but it's not actually funny is it?

What a complete hypocrite that bloody Paul McCartney is.

You won't swindle me with your superstitious claptrap - I'm not giving you a penny.

Are you barking mad? You can't hold this here - this is a residential area. 
I don't care what your damned festival is called - you're not holding it here.

I don't suppose it would occur to you to interview someone like me for a change? I have opinions on a wide range of issues.