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Major Misunderstanding
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Yes that's right - just plonk yourself down in front of a busy shop doorway.

There is no point telling me in kilograms, I don't understand any of it and neither do I want to.

Why don't you mind your own business? If this woman wishes to chastise her own child then that is none of your concern.

Put that back at once! Put it back or I shall report you to the authorities.

There is no point shaking that tin at me, we all know what those people get up to - disgusting.

Are you completely barking mad? This man can sell whatever he damn well chooses.

You don't intimidate me - I am a British passport holder, I have every right to be in your country.

I'll smoke where I damn well please, sir - this is still a free country.

You won't stop me going in here.

You're wasting your time making your doe eyes at me young lady, I know your game and I'm not giving you a ha'penny.

I suppose you think you're being "cool".

You're not stopping here.

I saw you, you damned snoop - I don't know how you can sleep at night.

For God's sake woman, get a sense of perspective - they're only animals, for crying out loud.