Aries Spears as Shaquille O'Neal?

Better Off Ted!

Better Off Ted!

The alien invasion defeated, the final movie ends with Scully enveloped in a beam of light, Assumed up into a captured spacecraft piloted by William.

The alien invasion defeated, the final movie ends with Scully enveloped in a beam of light, Assumed up into a captured spacecraft piloted by William.

All over your face…

All over your face…

Yep, fell out the back of the truck.

Yep, fell out the back of the truck.

That was damn awesome.

That was damn awesome.

Youtubing Springsteen.  Because that's a thing and you can do it!

Youtubing Springsteen.  Because that's a thing and you can do it!

Can you give me a ride to the liquor store?  I have gas money.

Can you give me a ride to the liquor store?  I have gas money.

Speak to me.

Speak to me.

(not really.  i'm reticent and polite.)  OR AM I?

(not really.  i'm reticent and polite.)  OR AM I?

I now want to go out to a bar and ask a woman that very question because odds are it would play out much better than my anxieties at this moment lead me to believe.