I now want to go out to a bar and ask a woman that very question because odds are it would play out much better than my anxieties at this moment lead me to believe.

Screw you Romney!

Screw you Romney!

But this meme inspired a lame joke of mine involving PBS, Jim Lehrer, and Fred Willard!

But this meme inspired a lame joke of mine involving PBS, Jim Lehrer, and Fred Willard!

What would you do if Anne Hathaway appeared in Community?

What would you do if Anne Hathaway appeared in Community?

There's Firefly!

There's Firefly!

*Dives in dramatic slow motion to google for image of Kelly Mcgillis.*

*Dives in dramatic slow motion to google for image of Kelly Mcgillis.*

That's what we here in the South call "family values".

That's what we here in the South call "family values".

Kickpuncher!

Kickpuncher!

My Wicked, Wicked Ways: The Autobiography of Errol Flynn

My Wicked, Wicked Ways: The Autobiography of Errol Flynn

Will it involve an elderly couple who decide to become private investigators based on decades of experience watching CBS crime shows?

Will it involve an elderly couple who decide to become private investigators based on decades of experience watching CBS crime shows?

Scully's douchebag brother on The X-Files.