What about
Sylvester Stallone's version? Seriously, google it.

OSS 117
The first one had me practically peeing my pants. I expect the same from Dujardin and company on this one. OR ELSE!

Somewhere…
Howard Moon is crying.

You do understand they killed off the main characters so they could have new ones and sell more toys… right?

Nick Lowe
IS GOD. THAT IS ALL.

Bravo, idiotking.

How is Nicholson still alive though? Curse… busted.

I'm in love with her.
MARRY ME! No, seriously, Alia, marry me…

Comic-Con sold out. I haven't gone in a year and don't plan on going. My local SF WonderCon I can do in a day and not be exhausted and I can go and sleep in my own bed at the end of the day. Comics? You betcha.

Also, I have long wanted to have Olivia Williams in my bed. Oh yes.

Say a prayer for Surfboy… wherever he is…

Some good choice in there.
Hoorah on Thrizzle! I love me some Cousin Grampa. I thought it was weird you guys put Bone in the pile because Bone was an ongoing work since the early 90s. Does that count?

I was a lucky lucky boy
When I was sick and missed school, I always got to catch Kids in the Hall on Comedy Central. I think it was always on around 1:00 or so so I always got home too late to watch it.

Pine nut, pistachio nut… ad infinitum

Well it's the same as it ever was… Harlan
gotta eat.

How about
Getting us the "Whole Bloody Affair" Cut together into one movie on DVD, eh QT? Bastard gets too distracted.

RIVERRRRRRSSSSSSSSS!!
My how the mighty have fallen, Mr. Cuomo…

THANKS JUGGERNAUT! Fuck all y'all retards who are slandering my good name.

ATTENTION EVERYBODY
Polanski wasn't charged with rape— he was charged with unlawful sex with a minor.

I'd rather
buy the DVD of Event Horizon. At least that has really badass art direction. And Sam Neill. And Cowboy Curtis.