I put a piece of crap in a box and mail it to Dan Harmon every other day, and even I still don't really give a shit.

I figure a Slate headline would read a little more like

Y'all is weird.

Ask for directions to the nearest TGIFridays.

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Get a chat room, you two.

The fact that it's your pubic college is what really sells it.

There's a line between providing humorous responses and not taking your profile seriously. The former is just your way of demonstrating who you are. The latter can make someone pass you over if they figure you're not giving them enough to go on. Even if the responses are funny, they might be talking to someone else…

Did you get a ticket?

Thank you?

With reference to the screencap (I've only seen the first episode myself):
Uzo Aduba grew up one town over from me. I remember her as the Lead Player when my cousin was in a school production of Pippin. I was maybe ten at the time, but it was pretty obvious even then that she was in a different class from pretty much…

I don't even own a Borg cube.

Wait for it…
Wait for it…

3:00 am The This Old House Hour
3:30 am As Time Goes By

Oh, a sarcasm detector. That's real useful.

I was considering submitting something for this collection, but then I didn't.

In Cambridge MA, there's a bar called Middle East just a block away from another one called All Asia (I… think?), and I am constantly getting the two mixed up.

It took me some five-to-ten minutes to find this comment so that I could reply to it in context.

We need storeez!

No loitering! Or littering!

It's also not very good at letting people browse through these comments. Fine for if you want to just respond directly to the article, but utter crap at the discussions part… which is the part for which it's named.