Ferret?

Don't even bother using "ironically" correctly. You're still likely to get some would-be pedant telling you that you're using it wrong because it doesn't fit a particularly narrow category of irony that s/he somehow got to thinking was the only possible definition of the word.

What's wrong with teaching people how to engineer things in a more intelligent manner?

It sounds like she may be considering cheating specifically as her way out of the relationship, given your estimation that she seems reluctant to dump him out-right. If that really is her thinking (conscious or otherwise), it certainly sets up a bad precedent for future relationships. Whether that's the case (or,…

We all gonna have a praise shower!

A billion girls.

These days, I'm really into the KXRT-27. It's an obscure rifle—you've probably never heard of it.

All the best things in life come from dark places in the universe. That's just science.

Thank you, Close-watcher. Because of you, I am now picturing a literal sea of Chinamen.

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The A.V. Club

… Well, it seems I owe you an apology, sir.

No he didn't.

I always had one problem with the airliner scene. At the end of the action, he steps on board and gives the aw-shucks no-need-to-thank-me speech, which he concludes by declaring that airplanes are still statistically the safest mode of travel. How the fuck does he know that? He's been off-planet for five years. Maybe…

Nah, it's about Samuel Morse.

The wet dream one didn't apply to me either, but I had the kind of worldview that allowed me to assume that the people who did experience such things were the abnormal ones, not me. Not the healthiest attitude for most aspects of my social relations, but it helped in this narrow instance.

That's not just my favorite scene in the episode. It pretty much defines the series for me. It's perfectly natural and cathartic, and yet so different from how I would imagine most lesser shows trying to resolve the scene. On the first viewing, I could imagine them playing the scene as Lindsay quietly bearing the…

Conversely, I have a hard time wanting to send a message to someone who says "Put something more than, 'Hi' in your messages," partly because it almost always comes across as condescending, and partly because it ignores the fact that the kind of guys who send messages that ignore your profile… probably didn't read the…

He's doing a crap job of making Thomas talk, though.

That's Pixar's fault.