[ascii art of man trying to pee with a boner, crying]

His career racism OBP (On Bitch Percentage) is .900.  No one can touch it.

you're going to want to open all the windows first.

He's who Demi always wanted.

and stay off of twitter

tell me about it.

He's no Bobby Darin

it's these mop tops from Liverpool that we should be angry about!

that's what adolescence is about? boy did I have a lack luster one. All I did was stroke it. To the left. To the right. And so on.

I was just saying the same thing the other night to my child bride.

that's been going on in this country for ages.  I say let the kids fuck!

I'm sure feminists love being referred to as Edwardian.

who should they be thinking of when they think "werewolf"?  John Boehner?

that's strange reading material for your class in Astrophysics.

great stuff, Genji. I'm not angry at these dumb movies or novels at all. I think the trend is funny and the adults that lavish attention on these books are hilarious. I don't look down on them—they're no different than Trekkies to me—, I just think any obsessive devotion is kind of funny and enjoy watching people…

someone posted the question, "What is the greatest band?" and every single response was DAWES.

and every other week!

Hey, Reed Richards can make himself into a slingshot! That's a super power for the ages.

seconded!

I dreamed I saw Phil Ochs on the AV Club last night.