Me, too. Does it suggest senility? I don't know, but it's funny.

it's the way he looks through the notes that says he can't believe there's this many jokes about Ovaltine.

He's was great in their production of The Mikado.

favorite stuff from these:
- "I don't want to treat my uncle like a bomb defusing robot" "Jerry, your cousin Jeffrey is in a Parks dept production of the Mikado. I want you to see it with me." "Open the package, Leo."
- the "write off" discussion.
- "What makes them think you're a risk management expert?" "I guess it's…

because I work with them.

it's actually a pair of jeggings.

She does the voice of Wonder Woman is most of the DC cartoons. Always a highlight for me.

I was the one who sent the Look Who's Talking DVD collection care package. You're welcome!

those are so beautiful.

that's the secret to getting into Winona's britches.

I agree that they were better than average early on, but the stuff you hear on the radio is their late stuff which nuzzles horse balls.

Testify. Heller! Testify!

what do you take me for? Skeletal methhead all the way. (My mistress is super-sized.)

that's my chest tattoo, thief!

more like Benedict Cumberback, amirite?

Jeremy Brett is Larry Holmes.

my outrage costs a minimum of $4.50.

that's where the missus and I held our wedding reception. (We was on our break.)

And Bank of America was recently fined for being a Mexican Cartel money launderer. So I think your $29 overcharge was actually used to wash cocaine money.

Hey, the judges that get paid off also make a good buck. "Google is buying DoubleClick? Why that's a clear monopo…oh, why thank you. Case dismissed!"