sure, they're running from zombie hordes, but you want to see them change their perspective on life, love, and the meaning of friendship?

tell me you weren't moved by T-Dog's radical change in perspective and Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

horse-kisser.

"metaphysical multimedia company created by The Office actor Rainn Wilson" - I'm sorry, what? Looked it up:
"SoulPancake develops thought-provoking content and creative engagement
opportunities that encourage people to explore what it means to be
human."

"inexplicably smell like pancakes" - this only happens in Vermont.

I think I already said it was the best of the three versions. I'll probably never listen to it again.

"various private parts that don't like normal private parts" - what's not to like?

when they added the motorcycles this game became 100% better. Fucking love Vice City.

That's what Scott Pilgrim needed: more Paul Williams.

how many bad cabarets have you honestly been to?

What, no C&C Music Factory's cover of Pride???

it was the best of the three up there. The NIN one was boring. Depeche Mode's was okay.

it's a decoder ring, but it goes on YOUR BALLS AND DINGUS.

I hope it all takes place during Jobs absence from Apple when he joined a mercenary unit and fought an alien that used invisibility technology in the South American jungles, and got the idea for the first iMac and Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

"IKEA and Volkswagens are super popular with our demographic. Let's make our products look like that stuff!"

yeah, there's a nice heiny but that's it.

Where do I buy my tickets?!?

iPods are possessed by the ghosts of dead factory workers that committed suicide.

yeah, it's absolutely horrifying. Human beings, man. So fucked up.

yeah, I agree. Even Macca at his worst is merely forgettable. But anything from his mid-range to top-range is better than anything Coldplay can do.