He was on 'Psych' a couple of years ago, in a vampire-themed episode. Steve Franks, the creator of the show, is huge on 80s flicks and paying homage to them (James Roday is a massive horror movie enthusiast as well), it was clearly a wink to Feldman's turn in 'The Lost Boys' (apologies if you already know all of that).

Slightly racist sounding lyrics from the ending song in 'Grease' (I hate that movie, but the song is burned into my brain).

There are a lot of misguided and short-sighted people in the small towns of America.

And she has a witch child she claims was fathered by Charlie Kelly.

Chang-chang, changitty-chang shoobop,
We'll always be-eee-eee together!
Wah-ho-oooooo, YEAH!

EXAMPLE (A): Racist motherfuckers who couldn't believe a black president was elected. If they couldn't handle a black president, they sure as hell can't handle a female president. VOTE: TRUMP.

When chatting to people about politics in real life, I've switched to saying I'm an empirical person instead of saying I depend on logic, because saying the latter tends to automatically start a fight, like I'm automatically saying "I don't think you're using logic" (i.e., "I think you're an idiot"). Saying I'm…

It has been said so many times, I know it's a cliche', but he really does remind me of some old time barker in a traveling medicine show. Talking in a rapid-fire manner, making ambiguous statements, putting strong emphasis on certain buzz words, claiming he's got the cure for all that ails.

I've read it four times, I got nothing. I think maybe it's like that episode of 'Friends' where Joey ran every word he wrote in the recommendation letter through the word-processor's thesaurus, until it became a nonsensical block of text (signing it "Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani" at the end).

"There is massive racial discrimination going on against European Americans. They're seeking to cleanse European Americans from their own country." —David Duke

I cried and ate some chocolate even though I've been trying really hard to eliminate processed sugar from my diet.

CUT TO:

One of my oldest and dearest friends is a British fella and he was having a little house party with some of his mates the night of the Brexit vote. They decided to make a thing out of it (i.e., the perfect excuse to drink) because they weren't taking it all that seriously, they thought it was a foregone conclusion…

I always thought of Dubya as a dopey, affable puppet with Dick Cheney's megalomaniac hand thrust straight up his ass, making him do evil. I don't think Dubya was as nice as his good ol' boy persona made him seem, but I don't think he was as criminally corrupt and immoral as Cheney and Rumsfeld.

We're always passing blanket laws and implementing rules which address exceptional situations rather than common realities. People are always freaking out about imagined scenarios that are so unlikely to happen, and that's why they end up supporting things like The Patriot Act and the rest.

I already wrote about it in another comment ages ago, but there was an atheist group in my town who wanted to hold meetings at the local library. They were told they could not meet there because they considered that to be 'a hate group'.

Men's Rights Activists were already doing their thing online for quite awhile, but the whole GamerGate controversy seemed to really embolden them to start invading websites all over the place with their 'fight' and all that (two of my friends run a dinky little niche message board for Sci-Fi fanfic writers, it's not…

SAYVILLE 4-LYFE

*opens journal from 1992*

Yup. I predict two days before my house guest punches me in the face for compulsively singing that whenever I look through the fridge.