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Oh man, 'In Bruges". I mean, you couldn't have that movie without Gleeson or Farrell, but Gleeson made that movie for me. You could just feel the weight on that guy's shoulders, and that haunted look he carried in just about every scene. He was the MVP of that movie, I think, hands down.

I will line up to watch Kate Winslet in pretty much anything, with few exceptions (I wasn't going near that 'Movie 44' thing). I even own a copy of 'A Kid in King Arthur's Court' just because I was determined to own all of her movies, once upon a time. I read 'Little Children' before they made the movie, and I

Did you ever see 'The Legend of 1900'? To this day, I have no words for how Roth makes me feel in that role, I just ache when I think of it. He inhabited that character so completely, to the point one change in expression on his face could break my heart. That role made me a Roth fan for life.

My best friend and I were talking about Ewan, came to find out she had never seen 'Shallow Grave' before, so I dug it out of my collection. It's still one of my absolute favorite McGregor roles ever. Back when it came out, the 'Charming Douchebag' character wasn't as common as it is now, but to this day I haven't seen

Hell, I did! The whole friggin' thing, no fast-forwarding or anything.

Right there with you (on the acting front and the dancing front)! I won't even care what the movie is about; if Sam Rockwell is in it, I'm instantly down to watch it. Not many actors have the power to tear my heart out with empathy AND make me laugh so hard I nearly wet myself, but Sam does.

I don't find "I wanna fuck you like an animal" to be an inherently threatening phrase, in fact, it could definitely be hot depending on how someone said it and when.

'Dogs of Lust' by The The

Ishmael?

Okay, so he used the wrong word, he still got his point acrossed and that's all which matters!

I can't explain my love for Jen, nor can I fully understand it. It's just a feeling I have (even though she's apparently super BFF with Chelsea Handler, whom I despise. I just choose to look the other way, 'cause love means never having to say 'I think your best friend is a mean-spirited hag').

What parameters do you use when selecting your milksteaks, tho?

Right there with you. I try to rationalize it by pointing out that I only get bitchy and gossipy about Brangelina, and hating on Gwyneth Paltrow. Just those two indulgences.

That's okay, because love believes in you……

But if we're tried and true Shippers, we should have sympathy for those poor souls who lost their OTP today.

I don't know, but I can report that my future marriage to Jacob Pitts is still on track (including the inevitable restraining order against me).

My best friend and I have both been cheated on by long-term partners in the past, and both of us had to endure the whole "Believe me, nothing happened between us until after I left you" line of bullshit (meanwhile, my ex-husband changed his FB status from 'married' to me, to 'in a relationship' with the other woman

"Mourning Jewelry" made with the hair of dead relatives was all the rage in the 1800s. Those Victorians were cray.

Spinderella's gonna cut it up one time (with a BFK).

It'd probably be Chelsea Handler calling to say something monumentally bitchy about the Brangelina split.