As far as I'm concerned, nostalgia's been pretty kind to you.

Yeah! Right from the mouths of those no-good, stinkin' decadents!

Chicks are helpless against its powers!

Take back what you said about Space Ace!

Those goddamned method actors.

If I win, would I have to go to the Radiohead concert? Could I just drag Edward Norton around Long Island with me to see all the relatives I haven't been able to afford visiting for far too long?

Did he lick your tears of unfathomable sadness?

I never watched it religiously, but I got sucked into a 'Best Of' marathon of the original show (back when I still had cable), because the kids were just so freakin' cute. I felt a lot the same way you did.

Just don't ever go walking in Chili's territory wearing flair from T.G.I.F., bad things will happen.

How long have you been here? Do you even know what Barsanti has had to go through pulling the weekend beat for AVC over the years?

Doing The Humpty Dance in a featured segment on 'The Grind' wasn't enough of an honor for you?

My podunk town has two Applebee's, two Beef O'Brady's, a Chili's, and a Ruby Tuesday, but T.G.I. Friday's just never opened a location here for the longest time. When they finally did? People were losing their shit, like "OMG, yay! FINALLY something different!".

Yeah, back in olden times, people were patting themselves on the back for their 'Of Cock' jokes, and oh, those golden salad days of CancerAids!

I Googled that, and oh god, the horror. My legs instinctively slammed shut and right now I'm having a hard time typing through my fists.

Seriously. If I get that 'Oops' message one more time, I swear to friggin' gawd I'm gonna….

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Go To White Castle?

It's one of those blatantly obvious things that people always go into denial about.

Where are these jobs that allow people extra breaks for smokes? I've had to white knuckle it at every job I've had in the past 10-years, and I've had to endure smug shitheads sitting there smirking at my white knuckles like "Yer doin' yer lungs a faaaaaavor y'knoooow!".

Hey, how do you know about that? Who are you? WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?!?!?

I wish I could upvote your comment 1000x right now, I think you stated that perfectly (and beautifully, if you don't mind me sayin').