I really don't know much of anything about Alex Jones, I've just gotten a vague picture of his general personality through comments I've read here over time.

I just gave you the 60th upvote for this comment, and all the upvotes I've given on this article have resulted in composite numbers.

Don't forget Ghouls!

Cool! (*snap*) GO! (*leap*) Crazy! (*snap*) COOL! (*jump*) GO! (*flourish*) CRAZY!

Initially I thought "Awe, that'd be sweet, Melllvar needs some love in his life!".

*snaps gum*

Expectation: A horse named Swift Wind would have a melodic voice with sweet, dulcet tones.

I loved 'Kokomo' until I saw some event where the cast of Full House was on stage singing it with the band. I was only a kid, but I felt uncomfortable and awkward as hell watching it. I could feel my face flushing red and I kept shoving my face into a couch cushion even though I was all by myself.

I've never seen that before, I fucking love it. I wish there were more 'outtake/blooper' recordings of voiceover artists, I could listen to them for hours.

I don't think it's hypocritical if someone does, in fact, go too far in relation to your own personal standards.

In my ideal fantasy, it would be more like "This is what the Loch Ness Monster said when he was tripping balls on the LSD I gave him, this is how I invented Sock Badgers, and this is a sexy French guy moaning "Oui…Ouuuui…..OUUUUI!" as he wanks himself off in a fancy Victorian-era library, in front of hot British fella…

Kewl!

There's one episode (I can't remember which one) where I swear Mulder is wearing some businessman version of friggin' M.C. Hammer pants.

For what it's worth, I don't think you're "Puritanical" or a sad weirdo at all. It just sounds like you want to be respectful, regardless of whether or not these ladies would ever read these comments. What the hell is Puritanical, sad, or weird about that?

You make a solid point. I think I could have dealt with my compulsive liar friend better if she had provided lots of free porn between blatant falsehoods.

Wait, did you just make a point? Is your comment a paradox? Am I gonna die from reading it?

That's one of the biggest reasons I sit and wonder if the internet will prove to be one of the most destructive things we've ever created. I wonder how long it will be before people really will start descending into full-on psychosis en masse, because the sheer saturation of lies and misinformation will become too…

I don't think the problem is a lack of journalists with integrity, I tend to feel like the problem is there's just no place for them anymore, y'know?

If you don't feel the optimism, you're just not ryan hard enough to feel it!

"I've got a bullet (*emoji*) with your name on it"