I would too, as long as they don't show him eating pieces of shit for breakfast.

Kanye made Turkey famous, and he might have sex with it someday? Something like that?

You just had to point out the sincerity, didn't you?

I volunteer at an assisted living facility, and the residents there have been chipping away at my sarcastic attitude toward the game because of stuff like that.

No, none at all. They don't know shit yet, but of course they're dropping the term 'Possible Islamic Extremism" into every fucking article anyway.

Agreed with the others who have said this is a really crass headline.

Please print this comment, put it in your wallet, and read it again when you're 65-70 years old.

Save-A-Lot has a similar program. You show them all the wonderful things you want to eat, and they send you a reminder about all the reasons you can't afford any of that stuff (because you fucked up your life, made very bad choices, and deserve all the misery in which you wallow).

That excerpt was so enthralling, I had to record a reading. Of course I made sure the reading was done in a British accent:

FYC: Dropping The Laurel: Maybe It's Just The Sound of A Regular Canyon.

Nooooo! She should just pistol-whip him really, really, really hard.

It was so gratifying to read that. It's one of those tropes that I hate with a passion, like any time you see a character experience real, unadulterated joy or happiness, you get that creeping fear something bad is about to happen. Too much of the time, that's exactly what happens. As a writer, I just find that…

MAKE IT SO!

If I have to die that way, I hope my head gets smashed between two big logs on ropes.

You're the REAL Imagineer!

Absolutely true. If you want to give yourself a 'Dagobah Immersion' experience, just take a boat ride through the Cypress swamps down here right before daybreak, around March when the cold water reacts with the increasing heat and it's all foggy and spooky.

"Your Tauntaun will dehydrate before it reaches the first FastPass!"

Was he/she a Scientologist Bounty Hunter?

I've got a friend visiting me and she wants to watch my extended LOTR DVDs with me again, since it has been a couple of years.

Meet you at the Haunted Mansion!!