Yet again, I just feel like I'm doomed or something, because I'm a monogamist (I almost wrote "mongomist" and I'm laughing stupidly hard at that, but I'm still serious right now).

I think I understand where you're coming from, and yeah, that sucks. That's definitely a double-standard too, and I'm sorry you've had to deal with that.

I heard a rumor that if you ever get 5-Million Upvotes, you can turn them in for a 'Fame Voucher'. It's like a Chuck E. Cheese scheme, except instead of trading for plastic slide-whistles or a light-up yo-yo, you get to trade for instant fame and a bag of AVC SWAG (including "The Weekend Water Bowl" signed by Sam…

How old is your mom? My mom is going to be 70 this year, and things like Chippendales really WERE empowering for her. You have to understand, she came from this patriarchal society where men really did have free reign to do so many oppressive and abusive things. My mother quit a bunch of jobs because the men there…

Everybody wants to get off and have warm feelings in their special area!

Does anyone else refrain from posting videos on YouTube because you're actually terrified it might get popular? I'm not saying I think I'm so entertaining I believe that would definitely happen to me, not at all. I'm saying "I don't know why hordes of people respond to things so strongly, I can't control any of this,…

I do!

I'm a LADY!

Faces disfigured by Hot Pocket lava….

Hey Kids!

Just don't go bragging about that Pokemon you caught at the Anne Frank House, okay?

I can feel flames against my ass, I'm going to hell so fast for laughing at that.

I was alright until "The Evil Tory Theme", then I lost my shit entirely.

Bill Conti is basically the king of strangely uplifting theme songs. Fuck it, I feel pumped up listening to the theme from 'Cagney & Lacey".

Yeah, the default setting with people seems to be "That person helped give you life! You're probably an ungrateful brat!".

Hey, I'm 38, and I still don't know how to make friends.

People have honestly hated me and treated me with disgust because I 'talk shit' about my late grandmother.

Wow, you're really fuming, huh? That was a really non-filtered comment!

That's part of the sexy danger of the whole thing.

Major headline typo + Only two tiles on front page = One of the craziest, most high intensity mornings on AVC in a long, long time.