I was just hackin' on ya.

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She was definitely better when only you knew about her.

And if he threw a Democratic party (inviting everyone he knew)
He would see,
The biggest gift would be from she,
And the card attached would say:
"SUCK IT, I WON".

It's good stuff! You don't even need clamps, just a bunch of heavy books/objects to hold down the stack while the glue dries.

Have you tried mixing some outdoor dirt/debris into the litter box? I don't know if it works with all outdoor cats, but that did the trick when I first took in a stray-turned-indoor cat who didn't immediately take to the litter box.

My Facebook feed is just a dense wall of 'Pokemon GO' posts, but I'm just congratulating people on catching Tamagotchis. Most people do the sensible thing and ignore me completely, but one of my nieces can never let it go.

They also forced him to give O'Neal his red Swingline stapler, and Sam didn't get any cake at the 'Welcome Back Sean" party.

I caught a conjunctivitis.

I had a coupon for some new scented stuff that came on the market. Whenever my cats take a piss, it smells like Pine Sol and Chloroform got together to DP a pile of synthetic cedar chips.

*points*
*laughs*
*mockingly recommends El DeBarge records*

A bottle of padding compound. It's the glue you slosh on to the edges of paper stacks, in order to make your own notepads.

What about cat litter? They got any good deals on cat litter?

"Walter Goggins On How Successful Actors Poop Differently".

The mistake in the headline immediately put me in mind of this scene from 'The Burbs':

Getting to be?

"And that cutie-patootie, Tomothy Elephant."

Queef Arrow: If you're going down town, better get ready to duck!

Gee, you really like that "Blue is The Warmest Color" flick, huh? You've watched it every Friday and Saturday night for six weeks!

Run's tags!!!