But is he heavy?

*adjusts glasses*

My mom (who loves games like Ratchet & Clank and LEGO) didn't know what Pokemon Go was all about, and neither did I (because neither of us carry cell phones). She saw it mentioned in passing on some news blurb and asked me to look it up online for her. The original article about the dead body was the first thing that…

Pulse? Check.
Consent? Check.

Yeah, but it'll probably be the other way around and chaffing will happen.

Hiddleswizzle? I would like to discuss this delightful sounding dessert product!

I miss the days when "a good AVC fight" meant two or three randos ready to stab each other because Joss Whedon does or does not suck a bag of screenwriting dick.

Yeah, just open a history book to see how true that is. The nature of our beast dictates it's always sociopaths and insensitive pricks who get the most power, because the opposite type of person just doesn't go after it with the same vigor as the selfish types. Hence, when inequality and misery abounds for the masses,…

Thankfully, Popov will be just as cheap.

Me too. We were watching the 'Hepcat' skit not that long ago, wetting our pants, wishing there were more comedy troupes like that one.

You just made me hit a solid 7.5 on the Keanu Scale of "Whoaaaa".

I wouldn't pay that much money to bury people I love, and folks are gonna pay that for theater tickets? Either something is very wrong with me, or something is very wrong with them.

**quickly whisks Pongo safely away from Mr. Threepwood**

That made me imagine Cyclops vomiting up an endless energy beam ala' 'Team America'.

I took nothing away from that article. Not because it's bad or uninteresting, but because I mistakenly read the word 'helmsman' as 'helpsman' for a second, and now I'm laughing uncontrollably as I imagine that being an actual position one could have on a ship.

*cuts up "Lupin-N-Bea-BFF" bracelet*

Does that mean the "Bearded Men of Space Station 11" were gay?

If those exist, I'm way too fucking poor to afford them.

I enjoy seeing naked women and dudes, and I'll have fantasies about them, but I consciously acknowledge it's all just a fantasy inside my head. I don't know these people, I have no connection to these people, nothing of them belongs to me in any way, shape, or form. They're human beings who are out there living their…

It's part of the reason I sometimes feel like I'm so done with even looking around anymore, especially in today's social climate. I've met so many guys who are pretty decent guys, but I feel smothered beneath their sexist expectations (even when I know they're not doing it on purpose, they're just entitled without…