That fucking moment when you're hanging out with a guy you're so sure is a decent person who finally sees you as a human being over everything else….

I think you should just do that at ALL events. All the time. Right now.

After much sleuthing, I'm 99% sure he's NOT Sting Ray, but that's all I got.

I DO stalk Chris Parnell. I've asked him to hit up Magnolia with me, to mack on some cupcakes, 187 times already (and that's just this year).

Agreed. That whole "They know what they're getting into!" thing. Fuck you, they're just trying to entertain people, they're not signing up to become public property.

I feel the same way about "I Could Fall In Love" by Selena. Two of my friends got married when we were all teenagers, and she played that song nonstop for weeks until that first dance.

Holy shit, I thought HockeyMike was being facetious.

It's so good. To the point, when the original comes up on random, I'll usually giggle and seek out the Shatner/Folds cover on my player before it even finishes.

Take me home tonight!
…in a car whose monthly insurance is priced just right!

Shatner style?

Now I'm wishing I had thought to sing that song at karaoke the night my divorce came through.

If I was a famous singer, I'd never go to anyone's wedding, ever.

I would watch the ever living hell out of that show.

Drunk baked potato, Popov style.

What's sick about wanting to wear your face as a mask? IT'S A COMPLIMENT!

"Happy New Year…..dick".

You're an enabler, and I love you for it.

I have to stop myself from watching too many skits when he messes with the staff, because I just end up depressed that I've never worked in such a pleasant environment.

Did you see the one where he's talking about his 'Call of Duty' voice-acting, and how it can cause mixed parenting messages with his son?

The dude is preternaturally cool and charming.