I wanted Olyphant so bad for the first 5-6 episodes of 'Justified', then Jacob Pitts stole me away completely in the 'Veterans' episode ("Evenin' soldier. Uh, I didn't bring mah cape,…..").

Yeah, you've gotta get a feel for someone first, mess with them on a very small scale, see how they react, before you get into the big ball-busting burns. You don't just dive right in.

Yeah, it's not like they go around using those kinds of terms toward anyone they meet, it's part of the banter they share specifically with other ball-busters.

Bastardo! Bestemmiare!

I'm in the same camp with you. I didn't see it for years because I wasn't sure I could take Allen as a leading man. Then, after 'Home Improvement' was more of a distant memory, I finally sat down to watch it, kicking myself for not having done it sooner.

I love how darkly amused he seems when he reveals what Vincent will need to do with his legs in order to pull off the scheme. It's like he purposely saved that detail for the end, just to relish the moment when he finally finds out if this guy has the stones to go all the way. The expression on Shaloub's face is so…

If you ever get him, please ask him about his guest role on 'Psych'!

I don't even need to watch it, it's so good it's burned into my brain, and hence, I get to enjoy its perfection any time I want.

My favorite part is Smith making up a new story for Edgar's wife after she gets 'flashy-thing'ed.

You have good ideas. You're gonna go far.

Had no idea Tucci guest starred on that show until this article. I'm seeking it out IMMEDIATELY.

It is also delicious. One of my favorite things about showing that movie to new people is watching them audibly groan in desire for that food. It happens every single time.

I came here to see him talk about 'Big Night' and 'The Imposters'. So bummed the latter didn't get more than a quick mention, I try to make everyone watch that movie. It's so criminally overlooked and underrated.

I swear there was a version where they had him say "I'm gonna get loaded and sink this bitch". I remember it as some special spots they did for MTV.

"Eleanor Roosevelt's pissed!!"

They cram more sugar into the filling to make up for the lack of sugary frosting.

This is pretty much what I want. I'm a monogamous person and it's just who I am. I'm not 'lying' and it's not that I just haven't been 'challenged' during troubles in a marriage yet. It's not that I haven't been 'really tempted'. I am who I am, and I don't fuck other people when I'm in a committed relationship with a…

You'd notice Efron before Bomer? EFRON BEFORE BOMER?

Yeah, and if wishes were raindrops, we'd all be eating lobster off Matt Bomer's abdomen every night (because in a world where wishes were raindrops, there'd be enough Matt Bomers for everybody).

That reminds me of another bone of contention they have about the modern world. They have old friends and their greetings of affection include things like (for Irish friends) "Ey! How ya doin, ya mickey-fickey prick!" or (for Jewish friends) "Ey! Good to see ya! Look at ya, ya old sheeny shit! C'mere!". In turn, they…