The Magic Flight Launch Box sounds like exactly what you're looking for: pocket-sized, portable, one-hit-at-a-time operation, uses unprocessed (though finely-ground) herbs. I'm a huge fan.

There's a complete version of Stable Boy Song out there now. Let me know if you can't find it and I'll upload it for you.

Aw, Pigley.

Aw, Pigley.

@The_Guilty_Party:disqus Liked for namechecking my awful, awful hometown.

@The_Guilty_Party:disqus Liked for namechecking my awful, awful hometown.

@avclub-b20754d0f1e8ae843e00a8b39a667112:disqus What you're doing is called the perfect solution fallacy. Just because there's no practical way to stop all gun violence forever doesn't mean we shouldn't pursue practical ways to reduce gun violence, of which there are many.

@avclub-b20754d0f1e8ae843e00a8b39a667112:disqus What you're doing is called the perfect solution fallacy. Just because there's no practical way to stop all gun violence forever doesn't mean we shouldn't pursue practical ways to reduce gun violence, of which there are many.

"She just ate!"

"She just ate!"

I was fairly uncomfortable with the tranq sex joke.

I was fairly uncomfortable with the tranq sex joke.

If I've learned anything from Archer, it's how you get ants.

If I've learned anything from Archer, it's how you get ants.

I BWAAAAMP EVERY TIME I SEE A MOVIE TRAILER

I BWAAAAMP EVERY TIME I SEE A MOVIE TRAILER

Check out Michael Buble's version: "Santa Buddy."

Check out Michael Buble's version: "Santa Buddy."

The existence of "Jingle Bell Rock" is justified for me by my family's shrieks of horror every year when I bust out "Jingle Rock Bell," which is the same song but uses only the words "bell," "rock," and "jingle."

The existence of "Jingle Bell Rock" is justified for me by my family's shrieks of horror every year when I bust out "Jingle Rock Bell," which is the same song but uses only the words "bell," "rock," and "jingle."